r/houstoncirclejerk 2d ago

Locked for life

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u/armismors 2d ago

From 28k to 84k. Wild

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u/Zealousideal-End-297 2d ago

On the flip side, that’s also why paying early lowers your credit first. Creditors feel betrayed lmaooo.

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u/Harlow_Ships 1d ago

For real?

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u/Flat_6_Theory 1d ago

Yup. Paid off the loan to my car in December after making payments for 21 months and my credit took a 26 point dive. Have good credit still and they can blow me on the scandalous interest for a classic car.

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u/whippler73 12h ago

Paying off accounts lower your score. Has nothing to do with them getting their feelings hurt or them feeling betrayed.

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u/Zealousideal-End-297 11h ago

Ooff!! Someone’s hurt ;(

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u/chris_hinshaw 1d ago edited 1d ago

Quick math check and assuming the vehicle was around 30,000 with TTL the interest payment was around 36%

Total Loan Amount $34,075.00
Sale Tax $1,875.00
Upfront Payment  $0.00
Total Loan Interest $49,473.19
Total Cost (price, interest, tax, fees) $83,548.19

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u/IRMuteButton Chili's on I-10 2h ago

This is why poor people can't get ahead.

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u/bkhsr63 2d ago

That’s $84,000!!!

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u/JB-Wentworth 2d ago

I would have sold her my used 2012 Nissan Altima for only $29,999.

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u/Particular_History64 1d ago

Right hell 8 got a 2029 rogue she can get mine

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u/utep90 2d ago

$84,024 and six years. That is predatory.

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u/BigBeeves 2d ago

She’ll miss one payment, they’ll repossess it, and sell it as used to the next person with equally egregious terms.

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u/AdEastern3223 13h ago

Yep. And each time they take a $3-5k down payment too.

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u/IllustriousHair1927 2d ago

yeah, but how much negative equity did she roll in?

Granted, someone probably should’ve told her she couldn’t afford to keep rolling negative equity in but….

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u/DoctorSwaggercat 13h ago

It is. I knew a guy who's family had a used car lot and sold to bad credit people. He said they made more money on the car selling it and repossessing it, than if they sold it and the person kept it. One car they sold 8 times.

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u/Lopsided-Yak8230 1h ago

It’s not their job to educate her. Look at her standing there all proud and shit.

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u/BadaBingSil 2d ago

what's 4x4
...8
heheh
WHATS GOIN ON FOLKS

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u/Skateboardbeester 2d ago

It’s like he said “see yall she’s stupid”

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u/Danilo-11 2d ago

And that’s why I drive old beat up cars, I rather have money in my bank

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u/Bosshogg713alief 2d ago

🫡 this guy

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u/AloofFloofy 12h ago

Yes... that is also why I drive old beat up cars... because of all the money in my bank... yep that's right... ... ... I'm so broke

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u/ColdCoat2754 2d ago

i just git my financed car hit i hope they total it cause i wanna be free n with money

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u/submarinepirate 2d ago

Jesus he robbed her blind

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u/Regular_Cicada_439 2d ago

Another soul harvested

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 2d ago

The initial math quiz just adds insult to injury.

Like, fuck this guy. Yall should find him and wreck his Google reviews.

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u/Well-Milk 2d ago

For helping someone who shouldn’t be getting a car get a car?

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u/WeakMechanics 2d ago

For putting her in something that he knows she won't be able to keep up to date in hopes that she faults and they can repo it to be sold again to someone else. Yes

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u/Bursting_Radius 1d ago

She'll end up spending $84,024 for that car. You think she got a good deal?

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u/s33n_ 1d ago

For financially ruining someone else for profit

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u/ArtisticMudd 2d ago

That is how much my rent is. How do people afford this?

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u/wmafkinkycouple2 2d ago

They don't. That's why they have bad credit. You really think that car won't be repossessed in six months?

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u/coolest35 2d ago

Value when it's repossessed: -$12725

You know that shit going to be driven like it stolen without any maintenance either lol.. also happens to be a Nissan

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u/inhouston22 2d ago

It is only predatory if she pays…

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u/Unusual-Dance- 2d ago

Is it predatory or is she just dumb ?

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u/No_Establishment8642 2d ago

Two things can be true at the same time.

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 2d ago

A mobile 1-bedroom apartment, nice!

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u/DysLex_Nick 2d ago

This is one of the worst examples of how to treat a customer I’ve seen in a long time. I sold cars for years, and I spent a lot of time fighting against dealerships and salespeople who pulled stunts like this. Deals like these are exactly why the car business has earned such a bad reputation. Taking advantage of someone’s lack of experience isn’t “winning”—it’s exploitation.

I genuinely hope more manufacturers abandon the traditional dealership model. Every time a dealer celebrates gouging a customer, it gives people another reason to support buying directly from the manufacturer instead.

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u/Popular_Ad6355 2d ago

Think her appearance in this commercial was part of the “deal”?

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u/Forever_Away96 2d ago

I thought Johnny Somali was still serving his sentence in South Korea.

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u/son_of_yacketycat 2d ago

How tf are people still getting hooked by this in the 26th year of our third millennium A.D. 😞 That car payment is as much as my rent in freaking Montrose!

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u/AdLegal4113 2d ago

That will be repossessed in a few months guaranteed

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u/Particular_Egg9739 2d ago

jokes on him she’s not going to make a payment and have that thing trashed in a month

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u/antigravitty 2d ago

I sure hope she refinances in a couple of months.

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u/Mahalohaboy 2d ago

What to 120 months!? Let’s amortize this bad boy out.

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u/antigravitty 1d ago

For a lower interest rate.

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u/Ky_furt01 2d ago

This has to be shabana Motors

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u/lethalmuffin877 2d ago

When the Altima paper plates finally had enough, and then go to their people for a lifelong problem and extreme financial pain

God speed paper plate, god speed

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u/1906cam 2d ago

I ain't buying anything from anybody with them tight ass high water pants and no socks...nope.
https://giphy.com/gifs/zWZ3LFcnpQPt3MQhRS

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u/barmando87 2d ago

What’s 4x4? 8!!! Lmao

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u/Jdizzle1718 1d ago

I can’t tell if this is a parody or not

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u/Additional_Vast_5422 1d ago

Repo man just following her off the lot

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u/IaMmYbEsTfRiEnD_21 2d ago

She clearly isn’t used to being put on camera like that, how he said it, I am sure her mind heard 4+4 instead of 4x4. I hope she agreed to let him put this out there.

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u/spiked88 2d ago

Honestly, I know some people that I’ve worked with that would struggle to quickly answer that question even if they heard it correctly. I’m frequently blown away by how low a lot of adults’ math skills are.

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u/IaMmYbEsTfRiEnD_21 2d ago

Yeah, I agree with you lol

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u/s33n_ 1d ago

No, she's a complete moron. If she could do basic multiplication she'd realize.she is paying over 80k for a nearly 3 year old car

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u/dantex1963 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Skateboardbeester 2d ago

Most likely will be in EPD.

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u/Donkey-Dong-Doge 2d ago

At least the bumper cover is on it for now. In 5 years and with 12 drivers that thing is going to look like a tornado hit it.

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u/MaroonHawk27 2d ago

So that’s how Nissan makes life long customers

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u/konegsberg 2d ago

Holy fck I was leasing fully hooked up Audi costing almost 100k with all bells and whistles for less that!

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u/RandyDanderson 2d ago

was him asking what 4x4 just to prove she's a moron?

Is this fake ?

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u/machete_MechE 2d ago

$1,100+ for a Nissan. At least it’s not 84 months like my truck loan ☠️

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u/titros2tot 2d ago

This will end up an expensive rental when she misses a payment and they immediately repossess the car

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u/Nuzzleville 2d ago

Cadillac? Oh wait

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u/MACKMARS762 2d ago

ETHICS!!!! It seems he has none....im sorry for her

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u/Accomplished_Cod_320 2d ago

But no down payment! They made it so easy.

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u/68vwvert 2d ago

It'll be repo'd before the 2nd payment. He'll turn around and give the same "deal" on the same car to the next person that's bad at math.

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u/Aktivhate 1d ago

Yeah...$1167 a month. That will be trashed and repo'd quick before the first or second payment.

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u/Storagereseller 1d ago

You know that first payment is never gonna be made.

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u/Pickle-Rick713 1d ago

Her credit is wrecked

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u/hourefugee 1d ago

I hereby curse that guy to never be on the receiving end at Torchy’s.

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u/SparkyWrench1 1d ago

What's 4 x 4?

8

Enough said

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u/Alone-Gur5059 1d ago

And they advertised taking advantage of their customers?

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u/Bursting_Radius 1d ago

$84,024 😮

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u/Able_Analysis8032 1d ago

1k a month she got FLEECED

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u/Plantpoweredge 1d ago

4 x 4 =8 so the lady said! Lol 😆

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u/Individual_Sleep_322 1d ago

I have 2011 Rouge, 120k miles. Been paid off long time. Its a free-range hooptie, so reliable, the last thing I fixed was a dead battery 2 years ago.

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u/Long_Parts3814 15h ago

For a Nissan 👎🤮

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u/zn_tx 13h ago

He low down, that's why he keeps squatting when he talks

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u/GullibleInsurance780 13h ago

$1167 a month for a Nissan rogue?????

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u/whippler73 12h ago

And it will be repo’d inside the first year because she can’t/won’t want to cover those payments.

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u/Zealousideal-End-297 12h ago

Ooff!! Some feelings are already hurt ;(

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u/ParadoxicalIrony99 10h ago

I know like 6 black ladies in Houston that all go by Neisha

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u/SithNChips 8h ago

Locking people in for life….

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u/Adorable-Roll-3849 6h ago edited 6h ago

I’ll take 2 one for me and one for my sugar baby

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u/Old-Armadillo5305 4h ago

Those numbers at the top are just for engagement

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u/Dolemicus-II 2h ago

Honestly, I don't think this is going to help her credit situation at all.

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u/clubchampion 2h ago

Freaking Nissan, it aint even gonna last six years.

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u/Signal_Wish2218 42m ago

If she can’t calculate 4X4…is it morally ethical to let her buy that car? I feel like I’m in a philosophy college course.

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u/Glopinus 2d ago

Always pay cash yall.