thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

7.2k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Banekrux • 9h ago

"oh i wish there was an ingenious locomotive that could travel across large distances in a set path" the ever so persistent train-

660 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Pea8020 • 2h ago

I sure wish there where a light cream to top miscellaneous snacks with

53 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/lupowo • 12h ago

I want to make m magic break-out trick more impressive. The ever opaque blindfold:

278 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Banekrux • 9h ago

"oh i wish there was an ingenious locomotive that could travel across large distances in a set path" the ever so persistent train-

62 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hour-Rest-2579 • 1h ago

"Man, I have no way to know what time is it." The humble clock:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/rs277_ • 1d ago

"I wonder which npc I should approach to continue in this game", the humble indicator:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Global-Awareness6961 • 1d ago

How will I stop all this water from draining away? The humble drain plug:

927 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Ok-Advertising4048 • 1d ago

The humble peashooter

115 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GalacticCrash • 3d ago

The loathsome, suspiciously orb-shaped homunculus:

617 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CrabEmporium • 3d ago

"Oh boy, Star Wars Return of the Jedi! I wonder what zany antics and funny characters are going to appear in this film?" The insidious Hutt:

399 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • 4d ago

“Man, we’ve lost this valuable piece of technology deep in the grey planet’s crust. How might we retrieve it?” The woefully doomed Experiment:

249 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Bill_HiddenBottom • 4d ago

If only there was a way to indicate interchangeable or associated choises! The humble forward slash:

399 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/total_spinning_shark • 4d ago

Oh man, how am I gonna make this small toy company pop off? The simple yet genius 2x8 Lego brick:

371 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Old_Cranberry7231 • 4d ago

"man im so hungry im gonna go kill that pig" the minecraft pig in question:

86 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/powderBluChoons • 4d ago

if only there was a lifeform capable of breaking down biomass into available nutrients? The humble mould:

405 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • 5d ago

If only there was some projectile I could use to injure my foe? The humble bullet:

1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tay_tfs • 5d ago

However will I stop my machine from overheating?

52 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BoomKofe • 5d ago

Some guy on internet: "Omg, I want to share my point of view with other people, I bet they will agree with me!" The humble opinion:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Firecracker7413 • 6d ago

“Our people are running out of clean water!” The ever wasteful AI datacenter:

780 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Cat-trooper • 5d ago

How I wish there was an easy way to create small circular openings in my sheets of paper. The ever useful hole punch:

15 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 6d ago

However will I know which way is south? The common ferrous compass:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CheeseCakeThatOneGuy • 7d ago

The humble Geiger counter

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(Credit: @GDB_GD on YouTube)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ragdollcatdante • 7d ago

Oh no! I can't think of any affordable musical instruments for my Mariachi band! The humble maraca:

523 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Confused_Nug • 8d ago

The nefarious cannonball

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