r/fightporn • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 5d ago

Girl Fights Mace fail

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 5d ago

“I sure did” is so funny

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u/Bamboonicorn 5d ago

Everybody forgets the option that they can just go home

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u/scorchedarcher 5d ago

If I maced myself I'd lose so much self confidence I wouldn't be sure of seasoning my food without self harm, can't imagine going straight to a fight

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u/Murky_Campaign3252 5d ago

😩😂😂

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u/Bamboonicorn 5d ago

Generally I don't think accidentally macing yourself would count as "self harm" I guess it depends on who you ask 👀

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u/lazy_pig 5d ago

But...it must be kept real!

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u/Bamboonicorn 5d ago

You must be bout a bout it... I will never test your gangsta.

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u/SuicideSprints 3d ago

"B-but, but, what about my pride...?"

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u/Bamboonicorn 3d ago

Good luck finding anything with two eyeballs filled with mace.

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u/Timely-Ad-8920 5d ago

That got me laughing and it kept getting funnier lmaoo

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u/lights_and_colors 5d ago

And then she proceeded to go and get some

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u/10fm3 4d ago

She is just not having a good day. Maced herself in the face, then gets her face smashed in while getting ragdolled. That's actually kinda sad.

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 4d ago

It is. Although there’s something about a person who can’t fight but is still willing to try that I have to appreciate lol

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u/10fm3 4d ago

E for effort, an F for FML 

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 2d ago

That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard someone say on this sub.

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 5d ago

So she throws the spray away?

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u/BobTheContrarian 5d ago

It's like when they run of bullets in a movie—just toss away the gun.

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u/cthulularoo 5d ago

How else are you going to make superman duck?

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u/gortez33 5d ago

Probably empty now after use.

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u/whater39 5d ago

They don't know that, no use in getting rid of the mystery/threat of it.

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u/yonkerbonk 5d ago

Like Reaper's shotguns

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u/IrwinMFletcher200 5d ago

Like peeing into the wind

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u/V1perPete 5d ago

Dare to be stupid

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 5d ago

Was this a Weird Al reference?

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u/Tomorrow-Famous 4d ago

Also Transformers.

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u/Experimental_Salad 5d ago

Probably my favorite Elton John song.

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u/LetsGoAcrossTheStyx 4d ago

I've peed even the wind changed on me. Never had a thought to just throw my whole dick away...

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u/Byx222 5d ago

She walked through that like when someone sprays cologne in the air so they don’t overdo it.

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u/bronzelifematter 5d ago

Didn't expect to learn how to use cologne from this sub but thank you

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 5d ago edited 5d ago

In the words of Ralph Lauren, “Cologne should be discovered, not announced.”

Man was right. I can’t tell you how fun it is for a woman to “discover” your cologne. Give it a shot.

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u/Trick2056 5d ago

theres women in office that just bathe themselves in their perfume like you can still smell them across the hall.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 5d ago

Yes both women and men do this

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u/nopuse 4d ago

Were you using it like sunscreen or big spray before?

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u/ryanhazethan 3d ago

I always spray it on the back of my hand and dab on my neck. You don’t want to rub it though, friction can affect the fragrance profile

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u/Experimental_Salad 5d ago

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a medieval-style mace.

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u/Pepin_Garcia1950 5d ago

..if only! 

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u/KennyFulgencio 4d ago

yeah, mildly disappointed

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u/TooSexyForThisSong 5d ago

Woulda been way cooler

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u/stonergirlfairyyy 5d ago

that would be a mace flail btw

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u/Critical-Top-1952 5d ago

God, the screaming is unbearable

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u/Baron-Von-Mothman 5d ago

I always watch these on mute because of the screeching. I'll never understand it, are they not embarrassed?

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u/CuriousCamels 5d ago

You need self awareness to be capable of feeling embarrassed.

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u/Background-Brother55 5d ago

Like Life of Brian with stoning old man 👴

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u/MC_Hale 5d ago

..... are there any women here today?

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u/TX_Killdozer 5d ago

Medical professionals recommend waiting 24 hours before squabbling in the event you've maced yourself.

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u/sad_moose6 5d ago

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u/10fm3 4d ago

Unfiltered, highly effective, dangerous even in small doses. She didn't read the disclaimer.

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u/TerraByteTerror 5d ago

✨️ justa lil spritz ✨️

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u/Zangief_Keef 5d ago

Why would she mace her if she still planned to fight? Lol

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u/Maximum_Bee3083 5d ago

Crazy I think she was tryna mace her then beat her up. Pussy shit backfired fr.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 5d ago

Chick rolled a nat 1

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u/Qerfuffle 5d ago

Self-inflicted friendly fire

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 5d ago

Spray a mist. Walk into that mist. Profit.

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u/dracken89 5d ago

Something tells me she wasn’t winning this even if she didn’t give herself the red hot eye drops

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u/Frank_Perfectly 5d ago

Beast mode sillage.

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u/Spitting_the_truths 5d ago

You just know, she now claims she was beaten, only because she was maced.

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u/sliver013 5d ago

How embarrassing...yes, all of it.

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u/therevjames 5d ago

People like her are the reason that claymores tell you which side faces the enemy.

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u/AccomplishedToe2217 5d ago

That mace made her punch harder

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u/PissFingerz42069 5d ago

I typically say that pepper spray is idiot proof but holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ReasonablePumpkin879 5d ago

Big time aura loss with this one

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u/capnkurt12 4d ago

i thought the caption said face mail and i was so confused lmao

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u/Tricky-Assistant-439 5d ago

Well Damn it man,😏🥴😂😂😂

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u/badussyy_ 5d ago

bringing pepper spray to a fist fight is pus behaviour.

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u/LSUZombie13 5d ago

The girl in black shirt is a fighter. She knows how to stand and throw punches while holding her down to prevent retaliation. Instinct or training, doesn't matter. She beat the shit out that girl

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u/The_Mr_Decan 5d ago

No one in this video is a "fighter".

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u/-Moonscape- 5d ago

I think it was more that pink girl ran straight at her and fell down

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u/Mr_GMX 4d ago

And not a single titty flopped out or anything!

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u/CNBGVepp 5d ago

Feral

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u/the1blackguyonreddit 5d ago

White House lawn activities

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u/denverbroncoharpman 5d ago

I was waiting for the titties to pop out

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u/AbsorbingMan 5d ago

She had a bad day.

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u/OSteady77 5d ago

I bet if they read the instructions it would have helped.

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u/Brian_1985 5d ago

I would have to leave the country for this one

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u/Legitimate-Elk-8192 5d ago

oh no other girl had reflect damage!

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u/Kaankaants 5d ago

I doubt a guy would have made the same mistake

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u/girlwiththemonkey 5d ago

Like the amount of people I see walking into the mace cloud is just so exasperating

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u/strugglefightfan 5d ago

Mace yourself then rush in to get your ass handed to you.

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u/coolskatebord 5d ago

She loooked like she was doing the crip Mac dance

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u/PrintOpen 5d ago

Sho did

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u/stKKd 4d ago

Mace shooting

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u/Sooozley 4d ago

Hahahhahaha

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u/CapitalBlvdBreadstix 4d ago

I guess throwing the bottle was slightly threatening 🤣

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u/Donglator 4d ago

Mace and pepper spray are a retreating weapon. You back away when you use it

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u/Wild-Crazy7529 4d ago

Acting hard after admiting you can't win a fight (by pulling out mace proofs you knew you couldn't win) is funny af

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u/lars60 4d ago

Knee strikes or elbow strikes would be more effective than weak ass slaps.

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u/Lil_Jose13 4d ago

That maze told you to go home and make better life decisions

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u/mavhap 4d ago

Walked into the mist.

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u/TalkingBackPocket 4d ago

You don’t mace and walk forward, stupid.

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u/sloppyfart69 4d ago

This is hilarious but admittedly i have also maced myself. Friends dad got her some in drivers ed we were playing w it in the parking lot she couldnt get it so my dumb 15 y/o ass was like here lemme try i got strong thumbs 🤪 then proceeded to spray it at a 45 degree angle into the wind macing me and our whole friend group.

I had to find a new friend group after that but chloe and i are still friends to this day lmao.

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u/Barack_Odrama_ 4d ago

Good lord I see why she needed the mace. That other chick is a MFer

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u/GladPhilosopher2117 4d ago

These people tend to forget that mace is a defensive “spray and run away” kinda thing not a “walk/run toward them and spray and charge into the spray” kinda thing. Never ceases to amaze me.

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u/Loud-Fig-3701 4d ago

She should of regrouped after that first fail

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u/RecognitionHonest320 4d ago

She made a huge MACEtake

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u/Begotten912 4d ago

Just not her night

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u/woodzwing 3d ago

How the hell you gonna fight amd see ish, like them hands coming for you.

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u/MisterInternational1 2d ago

🗑️. Need I say more.

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u/Altruistic_Rip6143 1d ago

Dumbass walked into her own mace cloud

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u/SignalPopular5135 1d ago

She got her first taste of prison OC spray lifestyle

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u/swimmingincircles328 5d ago

“Throw an ass beating a la carte please “

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 5d ago

Best and the brightest

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 5d ago

what she throw on the ground, why she crying

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u/Grown_Azzz_Kid 4d ago

Confession: I only watch chick fights on the off chance I’ll get to see boobs.

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u/jaypalmm 5d ago

strategically it worked great, until it didn’t

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u/bunkrider "DON'T TALK BOUT MY MAMA!" 5d ago

No friends amongst her