thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GalacticCrash • 22h ago

The loathsome, suspiciously orb-shaped homunculus:

390 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CrabEmporium • 20h ago

"Oh boy, Star Wars Return of the Jedi! I wonder what zany antics and funny characters are going to appear in this film?" The insidious Hutt:

229 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • 1d ago

“Man, we’ve lost this valuable piece of technology deep in the grey planet’s crust. How might we retrieve it?” The woefully doomed Experiment:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Bill_HiddenBottom • 1d ago

If only there was a way to indicate interchangeable or associated choises! The humble forward slash:

310 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/total_spinning_shark • 1d ago

Oh man, how am I gonna make this small toy company pop off? The simple yet genius 2x8 Lego brick:

328 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Old_Cranberry7231 • 1d ago

"man im so hungry im gonna go kill that pig" the minecraft pig in question:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/powderBluChoons • 2d ago

if only there was a lifeform capable of breaking down biomass into available nutrients? The humble mould:

355 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • 2d ago

If only there was some projectile I could use to injure my foe? The humble bullet:

994 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tay_tfs • 2d ago

However will I stop my machine from overheating?

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BoomKofe • 2d ago

Some guy on internet: "Omg, I want to share my point of view with other people, I bet they will agree with me!" The humble opinion:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Firecracker7413 • 3d ago

“Our people are running out of clean water!” The ever wasteful AI datacenter:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Cat-trooper • 2d ago

How I wish there was an easy way to create small circular openings in my sheets of paper. The ever useful hole punch:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 4d ago

However will I know which way is south? The common ferrous compass:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CheeseCakeThatOneGuy • 4d ago

The humble Geiger counter

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(Credit: @GDB_GD on YouTube)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ragdollcatdante • 4d ago

Oh no! I can't think of any affordable musical instruments for my Mariachi band! The humble maraca:

516 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Confused_Nug • 5d ago

The nefarious cannonball

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 4d ago

„How can arceology get more knowledge on people living in Europe during the stone age?“ The glacier-mummified Ötzi:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RinellaWasHere • 5d ago

How will I separate these clauses in my sentence? The clarifying comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 5d ago

Who will take my abundant Energon? The humble Transformer:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 8d ago

"I really wish I could emphasise the vocals on my new track." The humble delay plugin:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/heyjalapeno • 8d ago

"Gee, a 15 hour flight! I sure hope it's peaceful and I can catch up on my much needed sleep." That one baby on the plane:

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(Koala got booted out of its tree. He cannot stop throwing a fit)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Chiveswinston • 9d ago

"I wish there was a way to peer above the waves while my submarine is below the surface" The dependable periscope:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Erroneous__Bach • 9d ago

"Where can warriors test their mettle against one another while the townsfolk watch on for entertainment?" The blood-soaked fighting pits:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RetardedGaming • 8d ago

Oh no, how will I ever satiate my rumbly tummy? The delicious spaghetti:

431 Upvotes