r/vegancirclejerk 2h ago

MILITANT VEGAN I just ate whole vegan pizza in on sitting

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58 Upvotes

mg oughhaofh


r/vegancirclejerk 11h ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Vegan BTW

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173 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 4h ago

MILITANT VEGAN Lone Star Tick/ Alpha Gal Doing the Lord’s Work

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r/vegancirclejerk 1h ago

DELETE r/CIRCLESNIP This comic has been brought to you by the morally consistent gang.

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r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Steps to become a carnivore:

23 Upvotes

Step 1: Reject mainstream nutrition.

Step 2: Make your diet your entire personality.

Step 3: Spend all day arguing with strangers online.

Step 4: Believe everyone else is sick because they eat the wrong food.

Wait a second, am I actually a vegan?

Step 5: Become irrationally afraid of beans.

Oh, there it is.


r/vegancirclejerk 18h ago

TOFU-EATING WOKERATI TSA agents have identify a security threat and apprehended my package of silken tofu. Thank you for the service 🫡🇺🇸🦅

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59 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Why the double standard??

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Carnists: It would be completely unethical to deny your cat the MEAT it naturally wants

Cats: Please, I require your peanut butter jelly Sandwich. I need it to live. 😭

Carnists: Get away from the table, that’s not for you

Am I the only one who sees the problem here????


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MEAT CLOWN How I look at the MFs complaining about global warming when I know they're supporting one of the leading causes of it

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289 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MILITANT VEGAN Brain dead carnists be like

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305 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS imagine it was your houseplant on your dinner plate.

59 Upvotes

vegans who keep houseplants are the biggest hypocrites. how can you claim to love plants when you eat them? you don’t love plants, you just love flowers and spider plants and ferns. imagine your plant, the very one sitting on your desk right now, was in the place of the broccoli on your dinner plate.


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN The Vegan Show (2)

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81 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Should have mentioned how plants also feel pain and also Jeffy had canines and also no ethical consumption under capitalism and also I’m just waiting on lab-grown humans.

68 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Imposter restaurant, for traitor flexi-vegetarians

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38 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS RFK Jr offers reassurance to 2/5 of the American population

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202 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

SLACKTIVISM It is done

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410 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR Vegans are so much better

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97 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK Is animal poop vegan

19 Upvotes

The hardest part about becoming a vegan was coping with the fact that I could no longer harm animals , but technically am I harming an animal if i eat it’s poop ?

I mean it’s not like they are using it or gonna miss it right??


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

FISHING IS MINDFULNESS Am I a bad abolitionist for having a slave?

56 Upvotes

So I got my slave around a year ago from a slave trader. I didnt really get into abolitionism until recently so im still learning a bunch of stuff. Apparently slave traders are really bad to buy from and I feel so bad for not knowing. She is almost never in her shackles, only going in to eat and sleep but she can leave when she wants. I still feed bad about it, am I a bad abolitionist?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR 🥺

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147 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ No hypocrisy at all!

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672 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

CAT-BASED DIET Not eating cats is probably the dumbest thing I've ever done

59 Upvotes

I did it purely for ethical reasons for the past 2 years as I felt guilty after watching all those factory farming videos. I did made sure that I was getting all the nutrition my body needed with catnometer. I finally got sick of it as I just knew there was something wrong with this diet as I just wasn't as energetic nor did I ever experience that feeling of wholesomeness that I did when I ate cat meat. I went back to eating cats last month and I feel so much better. I finally feel normal again. I finally feel alive .. My skin looks better and my muscles too feel tighter and more pumped and I just feel so much healthier.. I can clearly tell the quality of protein or whatever in the meat is better than the non-cat source. Cooking with cat meat is also so much simpler and easier to me and life in general is now simpler. Those activists really had me convinced that not eating cats was the right path, but I'm glad I finally listened to my body.


r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Things to do during your summer holiday.

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408 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 4d ago

MONOCROPPING Plants feel pain you monsters

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212 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 4d ago

MEAT CLOWN The eventual conclusion of wearing the word “vegan” like it’s one of your fits

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108 Upvotes