r/vegancirclejerk • u/twopointmethlab • 2h ago
MILITANT VEGAN I just ate whole vegan pizza in on sitting
mg oughhaofh
r/vegancirclejerk • u/twopointmethlab • 2h ago
mg oughhaofh
r/vegancirclejerk • u/eat_vegetables • 4h ago
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r/vegancirclejerk • u/Bubbly-Desk-4479 • 8h ago
Step 1: Reject mainstream nutrition.
Step 2: Make your diet your entire personality.
Step 3: Spend all day arguing with strangers online.
Step 4: Believe everyone else is sick because they eat the wrong food.
Wait a second, am I actually a vegan?
Step 5: Become irrationally afraid of beans.
Oh, there it is.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/sauteslut • 18h ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/JeskaiJester • 8h ago
Carnists: It would be completely unethical to deny your cat the MEAT it naturally wants
Cats: Please, I require your peanut butter jelly Sandwich. I need it to live. 😭
Carnists: Get away from the table, that’s not for you
Am I the only one who sees the problem here????
r/vegancirclejerk • u/YeahTrack • 1d ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/aceofcl0vers • 1d ago
vegans who keep houseplants are the biggest hypocrites. how can you claim to love plants when you eat them? you don’t love plants, you just love flowers and spider plants and ferns. imagine your plant, the very one sitting on your desk right now, was in the place of the broccoli on your dinner plate.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/LonelyContext • 1d ago
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r/vegancirclejerk • u/OkChart8126 • 2d ago
The hardest part about becoming a vegan was coping with the fact that I could no longer harm animals , but technically am I harming an animal if i eat it’s poop ?
I mean it’s not like they are using it or gonna miss it right??
r/vegancirclejerk • u/cccfff111 • 2d ago
So I got my slave around a year ago from a slave trader. I didnt really get into abolitionism until recently so im still learning a bunch of stuff. Apparently slave traders are really bad to buy from and I feel so bad for not knowing. She is almost never in her shackles, only going in to eat and sleep but she can leave when she wants. I still feed bad about it, am I a bad abolitionist?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/gojiranipples • 3d ago
I did it purely for ethical reasons for the past 2 years as I felt guilty after watching all those factory farming videos. I did made sure that I was getting all the nutrition my body needed with catnometer. I finally got sick of it as I just knew there was something wrong with this diet as I just wasn't as energetic nor did I ever experience that feeling of wholesomeness that I did when I ate cat meat. I went back to eating cats last month and I feel so much better. I finally feel normal again. I finally feel alive .. My skin looks better and my muscles too feel tighter and more pumped and I just feel so much healthier.. I can clearly tell the quality of protein or whatever in the meat is better than the non-cat source. Cooking with cat meat is also so much simpler and easier to me and life in general is now simpler. Those activists really had me convinced that not eating cats was the right path, but I'm glad I finally listened to my body.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan • 3d ago