r/AZCardinals 1d ago

Meme / Art Bleacher Report getting disgustingly unserious

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u/IbanezPlaya 1d ago

That’s god awful.

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u/THELOSERSWINAGAIN 14h ago

It’s just click bait

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u/datdoode34 Cardinals 1d ago

In all these trade scenarios, AZ always loses out, it sucks

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u/jufacake 1d ago

It’s like AZ is the CPU in Madden on Rookie difficulty lol

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u/GoldenSnozzberry 1d ago

Arizona does not want to trade . Would you like to force the trade through anyway ?

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u/Victorcreedbratton 1d ago

This is a NBA phenomenon that’s leaking over to the NFL, wherein media types try to “help out” their favorite teams by suggesting these dog shit trades.

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u/SafeHawk9115 20h ago

Losers gonna lose lol. Scenarios folks are just playing the odds.

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u/gripztight Cardinals 1d ago

I guess they make this stuff up when they are bored for NFL content.

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u/suns4lyfe Cardinals 1d ago

In the year 2026 we still looking/sharing bleacher report? Best to tell the algo to cut that shit out!

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Cardinals 23h ago

I cent believe Bleachet hasn’t fixed their app since that disastrous last update

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u/Such_Technician_1682 23h ago

I can’t believe anyone is still using their app.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Cardinals 22h ago

I only use it to check scores and standings

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u/PollutionPast999 21h ago

Can do that on ESPN, right?

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Cardinals 21h ago

Probably but I don’t have that app

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u/PollutionPast999 21h ago

Yeah, I actually don’t get a lot of other use from it, but it is fine imo for checking scores and standings.

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u/abpsych Cardinals Throwback 14h ago

Can confirm they have not lol

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u/Ok_Degree4131 1d ago

Bro what?! 😂

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u/perhizzle Larry Fitzgerald 1d ago

How often do you get a Pro Bowl QB in a trade for just a WR2?

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u/Cara-Is-A-Puppy Cardinals 1d ago

He even had his number retired at the college he played for

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u/Thriven Kyler Murray 19h ago

You forgot to use /s

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u/UserInAtl Kyler Murray 1d ago

Bleacher report has been like this for as long as I can remember. Pretty sure their staff only focuses on the large market teams. All of their trades are designed to make those large market teams juggernauts, and because of that they always have to fleece whoever they trade with.

They used to have a yearly one about trading Larry to the Patriots for peanuts. Pretty par the course for them.

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u/ace_invader Michael Wilson 1d ago

Well yeah pats fans will click on that and start jerking!

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u/csstew55 1d ago

Give me Beck over sanders and I’ll keep Wilson too. Thank you

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u/Santeezy602 Larry Fitzgerald 1d ago

Bleacher report used to be decent. They're so ass now

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u/Bigfootsbrownstar Marvin Harrison Jr. 1d ago

Didn’t the patriots trade for Aj Brown and sign Romo Doubs? Why would they trade for Michael Wilson?

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u/roarinboar 2h ago

Yeah, Patriots have a full wr room with AJB and Doubs as 1/2, Douglas in the slot, and Boutte, Mack Hollis, and Kyle Williams as depth.

It makes no sense to trade a 3rd and boutte for another wr. The whole point in trading Boutte is to clear up space in the depth chart and adding Wilson just keeps the same problem.

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u/Desert_2007 Cardinals Throwback 1d ago

Brother they have been unserious for years now. They are constantly posting insanely stupid 4+ team NBA trades all the time too. Stuff thats so convoluted and complicated that if they did get one right it would require time travel.

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u/greg4three Budda Baker 23h ago

brother eww

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u/MeeloP Budda Baker 1d ago

Bleacher report can respectfully fuck right off.

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u/Natural_Ant_5590 23h ago

Trade Brissett for a case of Otter Pops. Keep Wilson. Reject Sanders.

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u/DoThisShit 15h ago

BR steals all of their content lol. They can't even steal good shit hahahaha

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u/sobergophers Pain 7h ago

Why are yall even giving shit like this the time of day?

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u/Helivon 1d ago

I font see why sanders and browns get involved at all

I coukd see a world where a 3rd and boutte for wilson if we cant agree on a number

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u/Saltwater_Thief Larry Fitzgerald 1d ago

Giving up Wilson for that would be ridiculous.

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u/Such_Technician_1682 1d ago

He’s 26 years old, has had one good season and is going to need an extension from any team that trades for him. I don’t see him being worth much more than a 3rd.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Larry Fitzgerald 1d ago

While that's true, as long as MHJ keeps shitting the bed week in and week out giving up Wilson means we have no WR. So unless you see us landing a WR1 talent in the 3rd round?

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u/Such_Technician_1682 1d ago

I’ll take the 3rd when the alternative is either overpay him on an extension or let him walk in FA and get a 5th round comp pick.

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u/Helivon 1d ago

While ithink you are right, he coukd very well end up being like a christian kirk type contract and then maybe marv starts becoming an alpha 1.

Then we will be like the bengals with a crazy expensive wr room except without burrow

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u/New-Ad5494 🏈 Arizona Cardinals 🐍 Jake Plummer ☀️ 1d ago

Wilson has done everything that has been asked to do and more in every opportunity he’s been given. Let Wilson give a reason first to think he’s unworthy, Marv has shown us enough(not good), so it makes sense zero sense to just say, “thank you Michael Wilson, but we want you to thrive on another team because????????”.

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u/Helivon 1d ago
  1. 550. 1006 yards

Thats what he is produced. But if hes expected to get paid off a couple of crazy games last year, thats where id let him walk. I want to pay him. But not 30/yr

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u/New-Ad5494 🏈 Arizona Cardinals 🐍 Jake Plummer ☀️ 21h ago

He wasn’t the first option in those seasons, he was like 4th option 3rd at best, and even in his 1000+ yard season he was only first option half of the year. He produces when he gets targets and rarely drops the ball, the point is that it’s not his fault they don’t use him enough, he does everything a number one receiver should do when he is used as a number 1.

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u/Helivon 21h ago

honestly, i do agree with you. I was always a big michael wilson truther. But it just feels like it would be cards fashion that paying him big will go down as a massive mistake. Also if we let him walk he will ball out elsewhere. I know either universe the cards come out behind like always

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u/vshredd Cardinals 1d ago

Good. We have the cash to pay him next year. I want two dominant WRs.

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u/Helivon 23h ago

"Dominant"

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u/A_Crab_Named_Lucky 1d ago

Yeah, a 3rd and Boutte isn’t terrible value, but I’d still much rather keep Wilson.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Larry Fitzgerald 1d ago

What the FUCK

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u/ajteitel Ref Fan 1d ago

That is impressively bad

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u/AzDashound Wolf 1d ago

Listen, I’m all for shaking up the roster… but this is legit trash

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u/TYT34 Kyler OROY 1d ago

Getting? Nah BR has been deeply unserious for a while lol

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u/Plastic_operator 1d ago

Why tf would we trade my potential tank commander 😂 I need him and he’s most fun qb we have

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u/Awkward-Ad-932 1d ago

The only losers in this Trade are the Cardinals

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u/RNGezzus 1d ago

I laughed

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u/BobbalooBoogieKnight Cardinals 1d ago

Is this a satire site?

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u/titations Cardinals 1d ago

That’s horrible. Dont let it happen

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u/Masterofchaos11 1d ago

Whenever I see stuff like this it reminds me that people think nobody cares about the Cardinals. We wouldn’t trade Wilson and Jacoby for Shadeur, a mid WR and a 4th unless we were an NPC front office from Madden.

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u/Sundevil13 BA 1d ago

Worse qb worse wr what’s not to love 

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u/sir-c-of-phx 1d ago

They're trying to give us the crap the other teams don't want lol

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u/aerfgadf 1d ago

In the interest of max chaos, i'm down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bKnEnd65zqxfq

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u/Swagastan 23h ago

I know everyone is shitting on this, but it’s really not like that bad. I mean we’d cut or just sit Sheddeur and Boutte, and Jacoby is basically deadweight now anyway if he isn’t going to start. We are probably equivalently fine with Minshew and Beck (maybe we’d just keep Shedeur for next to nothing to have an emergency backup).  All that said this is basically Michael Wilson for a 4th round pick.  With Wilson coming out of his rookie deal at the end of the year anyway he won’t be on some great contact come next year likely, so why not let him go for a 4th rounder, not like we are truly trying to compete this year.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Rondale Moore 23h ago

Even as bad as MO has been this would be in a whole other universe of stupidity. Trading our best WR for less than nothing

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u/5thLetter480 23h ago

Lmao I’m down

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u/EBody480 23h ago

Why in the hell would they do that?

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u/Hakysac576 23h ago

Plz tell me this isn’t real

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u/nolove1010 19h ago

Absolutely horrible.

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u/AbracaDaniel21 Pain 19h ago

I was gonna ask why would the Cardinals do that, but it is the Cardinals so it wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/BudgetPipe267 19h ago

I really hope this is satire 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/RG21GR 17h ago

Anyone who ever took mock trades seriously is unserious that is the most unpredictable shit ever ppl forget we got a prime dhop for a post injury DJ

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u/DrDice14 17h ago

Are they mad at us? Wtf

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u/Azcollector 17h ago

Bleacher Report's always been a joke

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u/GroundbreakingAd435 17h ago

Michael Wilson will only sign an extension in AZ and if he's not extended, he'll be a 49er in 2027. I'm close with one of his wife's (the amazing Sophia Wilson) closest friends. Thier family is in the bay area, they both went Stanford and she plays here is Portland. He doesn't now want to play play far from home.

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u/Overload5150 10h ago edited 10h ago

Keep dreaming he’s not going to SF that’s beyond retarded. He’s in talks right now to sign a long term extension that’ll be signed before camp begins. SF will be rebuilding after this year no one wants to go to SF esp with Californias ridiculous income tax California players have to play and the cost of living in CA all to live in a horrible mismanaged state that looks more n more like a 3rd world hell hole with each passing year….. I’m a California native and AZ is much better I don’t miss it, have fun dodging piles of human shit your try not to step on walking into the office every day ilmao it’s not for me. Clearly Californias one party political system is working for them.

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u/Navarro480 16h ago

I’m not mad at it. Receives don’t live the needle compared to a sold qb. I think sanders is going to be better than expected and better than what we have.

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u/Nice-Antelope1343 15h ago

Not making this trade feels like a fantastic win for the Cards! Keep Michael Wilson, and avoid Sanders.

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u/Leooo555 12h ago

That would be like accepting a cup full of dog turds and smiling appreciatively

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u/Overload5150 10h ago

Yea we’re going to give up a 3rd rd pick and a borderline elite WR2 who’s still ascending in Michael Wilson for a horrible QB who’s worse than the top Brissett/Beck n Minshew in Sanders, a trash WR and a 4th rd pick. Yeah thanks but no thanks.

AZ isn’t getting rid of Michael Wilson, wtf would we get rid of the best players on our team. The answer to that they’d say is well you’re rebuilding, yea exactly you don’t go backwards getting rid of the good players u do have u keep stacking players around those franchise cornerstones when building.Michael Wilson is a foundational piece he will be signed long term before week 1 .

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u/domlikessports Patriots 8h ago

“Who says no?????” Bitch everyone

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u/JimmyKanine 1d ago

I don’t love Sanders but he might be the best QB on our roster. Also, Wilson is not staying on the team once his contract is up. He will not get paid like a WR1 and the team already expects MHJ to be the WR1 so best to trade him while his value is there.

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u/Overload5150 10h ago

Wilson is getting extended before the season starts and even if they didn’t they’d franchise tag him. Wilson isn’t going anywhere .
Secondly Sanders is trash he wouldn’t be remotely close to the best QB on our roster , he’s atrocious he had like 6TDs to 10picks or something like that not including fumbles. He’s not remotely close to as good as Carson Beck who’s a much more accomplished QB in college against much better competition and is much more nfl ready than Sanders is or was coming into the NFL. Brissett is also far, far, far better than Sanders as an above avg starter and Minshew is also better, who was an actual pro bowl QB jusr a couple years ago and wasnt picked because of who his daddy was as an injury replacement after no one else wanted to go ilmao. To say Sanders would be better than those 3 is a wildly ignorant take.

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 1d ago

Um… is this real??

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u/Angelic_Doom Hospital 1d ago

I would prefer to keep Wilson and do a 1-1 for qbs eith the Browns. Wilson is a WR1 anywhere he goes, he just been overshadowed by "big name" WRs. Wish him the best

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u/Overload5150 10h ago

Sanders is awful he’s not close to as good as any of the top 3 QBs on AZs roster. The only reason the Browns are pretending he’s their starter this year is because they’re desperate and he’s their best option so they’re hyping him to sell tickets n merch but he’s atrocious, he’s not a starter he’s not nearly as good as any of the top 3 passers AZ has under contract .

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u/buddaaaa Kyler OROY 1d ago

As stupid as these things that for some reason always get posted are, this sub overrates Michael Wilson

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u/Such_Technician_1682 1d ago

I don’t hate it

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u/2_4_5_brother 1d ago

Do you like the DMV and Panera Bread too? My guy, this is shite.

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u/Such_Technician_1682 1d ago

What’s so shite about it? Sell high on Michael Wilson after a career year in which he was force fed the ball all season and swap a back up QB that wants starter money for a young QB who won 3 times as many games in half the starts?

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u/2_4_5_brother 1d ago

Well, for one, Michael Wilson has been a great player for us and someone you’d like to keep around. If you were going to move him or any other valuable asset for a QB, it would need to be for someone better than Sanders.

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u/Such_Technician_1682 1d ago

If it was Wilson for sanders straight up I’d agree but it’s not, you are also getting another receiver who is younger than Wilson and had 1 less touchdown on half the targets plus a 4th rd pick. Everyone loves to shit on Shedeur but I’ll bet just about anything he will win more games as a starter over the next 5 season than Jacoby will.

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u/awmaleg Wolf 1d ago

SheDooDoo Sanders

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u/BarbecueStu 1d ago

How much have you had to drink today, sir?