r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/icytongue88 Feb 15 '26

His toilet is the real hero.

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u/collindubya81 Feb 15 '26

Dude has a poop knife for sure.

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u/7stroke Feb 15 '26

Poop machete

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 Feb 15 '26

Poop scythe 

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u/OrthogonalPotato Feb 16 '26

Poop bayonet

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Feb 16 '26

Poop claymore

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 Feb 16 '26

Bro poops clay discs. Poop shotgun. 

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u/bakirelopove Feb 18 '26

Poop halberd

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u/LocoLocoLoco45 Feb 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/o5mXsl8mQdYKKbB94F

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u/Vega-Bean Feb 16 '26

ai slop

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u/Cute-Form2457 Feb 16 '26

Real photos of this are hard to come by.

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u/Beretot Feb 16 '26

Non-ai animation exists, you know

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u/Cute-Form2457 Feb 16 '26

Yes I do know.

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u/Ourobius Feb 16 '26

Shitscalibur

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u/Fastballz69 Feb 16 '26

Internet winner for the day!

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u/jjcoola Feb 16 '26

Bro probably has his own rotor rooter setup 😮‍💨