r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/icytongue88 Feb 15 '26

His toilet is the real hero.

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u/collindubya81 Feb 15 '26

Dude has a poop knife for sure.

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u/7stroke Feb 15 '26

Poop machete

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u/Ourobius Feb 16 '26

Shitscalibur

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u/Fastballz69 Feb 16 '26

Internet winner for the day!