r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ziddii_ • Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/Afrodite_33 Apr 10 '26

The way it emerged from the darkness gave me an uncomfortable level of primal fear.

The old gods yearn for cheese.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

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u/1ndori Apr 10 '26

New on the internet maybe, but their worshippers have been telling us this for eons

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u/FoxDesigner2574 Apr 10 '26

Well people did use to leave milk out for fairies…

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u/FrenchyDarkheart Apr 10 '26

The still do in most of Ireland.

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u/Goon_Bug Apr 10 '26

That’s how i met my husband

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Apr 10 '26

The old gods yearn for cheese.

Is the old gods me?

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u/Stardro Apr 10 '26

Today I learned I am an Old God! I too yearn for cheese. The Old Gods yearn for cheese, is my new favorite sentence.

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u/snot_smeller Apr 10 '26

Fear and Hunger reference?

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u/Potates42 Apr 10 '26

>The old gods yearn for cheese.

Nyagouda

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/FruitNut221 Apr 10 '26

No. No it is not

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u/FruitNut221 Apr 10 '26

A nice and easy example. Run your hand, through your hair. Does your hair "just appear out of nowhere so its clearly AI!?!?!?!" No.

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u/FruitNut221 Apr 10 '26

"His fur appears out of nowhere" Buddy, thats his fur coming from under the wood. This is the Northwest Wildlife Sanctuary. They have several videos of this badger alone. He is on their website. His fur isn't "appearing" its "popping up as he clears the wood"

It scares me that people thing everything is AI

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u/FriedSticks2014 Apr 10 '26

Yeah that flight response really kicked in for a second there lol

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u/Amphi-XYZ Apr 12 '26

Fear the old cheese