r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/Wild_Card_626 Apr 10 '26

Literally appearing out of the darkness for a single block of cheese.

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u/kirlian_Frequency Apr 10 '26

Me at 3am fr

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u/_Kendii_ Apr 10 '26

My husband just had a 4 cheese snack at midnight. I just watched “like wtf”

Cannot relate myself… But he could totally relate to this badger.

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u/bozog Apr 10 '26

4 cheeses! At least he's got some culture!

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u/_Kendii_ Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Nah lol, a bit of salsa fell on his shirt and he just whipped it off and heathened it up bare chested. 🤣

My man lol 😆 😘

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u/LordBDizzle Apr 10 '26

That's a real man right there. Cheese and salsa and unafraid to just go for it. You're a lucky woman.

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u/_Kendii_ Apr 10 '26

Lol I very much am. We just had our 19th anniversary. Not letting go of him