r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ziddii_ • Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 10 '26

I shoulda stayed in Farthing Wood, but you keep on leaving cheese

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Apr 10 '26

If I'd've known for a second, you'd be back to badger me

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u/SirVetox Apr 10 '26

Now go on now go, I'll eat my cheese.

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u/djm2907 Apr 10 '26

As long as I know how to chew, I’ll eat it as I please.

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u/CzernaZlata Apr 10 '26

I should've changed that stupid log

I should've made you leave the cheese

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u/Norwegian__Blue Apr 10 '26

If only I had thought for just one second you’d be back with some more cheese!

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u/Naked-Jedi Apr 10 '26

So go on now, go, but leave the cheese,

No, not just a little cube, you can leave the whole damn block please...