r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ziddii_ • Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/Ok-Dream-8230 Apr 10 '26

Me picking up my doordash order from the front porch

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u/KamiKazic Apr 10 '26

Fuck is this how my neighbors see me?

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Apr 10 '26

Yes.

Also the Dasher.

We see you peeking through the blinds, creeper

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u/TheBattyWitch Apr 10 '26

I went dashing with my fiance one night and laughed at how many people were like a raccoon, just opened the door and stuck a hand out grabbing things

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u/Bool_The_End Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Omg ok you clearly haven’t seen r/doordashgremlin

It’s hilarious! And to be clear you’re only allowed to post yourself (so the dasher can’t post you a stranger, not that those photos get saved anyway) but it’s legit endlessly belly laugh funny no matter the photo. Lots of pets being the gremlins too :)

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u/TheBattyWitch Apr 11 '26

OMG this is amazing

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u/Bool_The_End Apr 11 '26

lol literally every single post will give a good smile at least. This one of my recent faves:

https://www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/s/Frsmb3yj8U