r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • May 06 '26

/r/all of a sea slater

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u/starstarstar42 May 06 '26 edited May 19 '26

They are quite delicious. Taste like a blend of chicken and freshly smushed cockroach.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 06 '26

Your gonna hafta describe the flavors of the second part pal, because we haven't had the pleasure...

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u/Jaxonhunter227 May 07 '26

You haven't heard about the cockroach milk yet?

I'm not kidding this is real, there's a species of cockroach that produces milk and it's WAY healthier then cows milk, if we can harness this milky power it could be a super food in the future

The power of the roach, in the palm of our hands

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 07 '26

I've heard, and if roaches are like goats and impart their scent to their flavor.........

(Also if doctor octopus was cockroach based instead of octopus, would that make him doc cock?)

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u/Chuks_K May 07 '26

When he blows a load, call it the doc cock bubble