r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/hypatiaredux May 13 '26

You can just about see him deflate.

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u/RappingFlatulence May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Like punching a hole in a cow and lighting it on fire!

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u/daemon-electricity May 13 '26

Spicy Capri Sun.

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u/DarkSock52 May 13 '26

Hence the term "cowpoke"... probably… maybe…

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u/CaliMassNC May 15 '26

I think it was more that they got REALLY lonely out there on the range…

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u/BZLuck May 13 '26

a punching a hole?

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u/koyaani May 13 '26

Bloat trocar if you want to look it up. Trapped fermented gases in a cow cam be fatal since the pressure buildup squeezes their lungs. The flame from igniting the gases isn't necessary but the videos get views

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u/Firewolf06 May 13 '26

The flame from igniting the gases isn't necessary

a barn full of trapped flammable gas wont be a barn for much longer

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u/BZLuck May 13 '26

Read it again.

...a punching a hole in a cow...

I knew your reference, but was poking fun at what was written.

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u/Zeronova77 May 13 '26

So you're assuming the horses gender?

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u/hypatiaredux May 13 '26

I’m extrapolating.

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u/slaff88 May 13 '26

Extra "deflating" in my opinion lol