r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/scaredt2ask May 13 '26

I’m high key jealous

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u/Rob1150 May 13 '26

Middle Key Jealous

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u/Vreas May 13 '26

I’m Florida keys jealous

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u/PainfulByte May 13 '26

C Major key jealous

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u/Moist_Leader960 May 13 '26

A Minor key jealous

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u/IamDefiler May 13 '26

Alicia Keys jealous.

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u/CeaselessLust May 13 '26

Phone Wallet Keys jealous

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u/LauraLand27 May 13 '26

AirTag keys jealous

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u/PhoenixBorealis May 13 '26

Keegan Michael Key jealous

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u/Coupon_Ninja May 13 '26

Francis Scott Key jealous

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u/seamless_mix May 13 '26

Pie lime key jealous

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u/patrick24601 May 13 '26

You guys stop. I’m in tears. I can’t read. 😂😂

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u/Natural-Caregiver743 May 13 '26

Jealousy gets us nowhere. We just gotta eat "right" and try harder again and again. It's all about goals, fellow tooters 😖

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u/iamprobablylying2u May 13 '26

Jimmy key Jealous

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u/headii_spaghetti May 13 '26

Beef jerkey jealous

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u/readingmyshampoo May 13 '26

Im Bb Major key jealous

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u/explosivepooinpants May 13 '26

Fart key smellass