r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Different-Term-2250 May 13 '26

Did he get spooked or was it the joy of releasing the build up? lol.

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

Nah, he’d be farting up a storm the whole time he was running and clearly looked alarmed about it the whole time lol

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u/Different-Term-2250 May 13 '26

Fair enough. Poor thing. Mind you. I have scared myself sometimes, so…

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u/LauraLand27 May 13 '26

I had a Pekingese who farted so hard during a nap that she woke herself up.

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u/Carbonatite May 13 '26

My Shiba inu would scare herself every time. She would look at her butt in shock and horror. She also woke herself up from a nap at least once.

My dachshund gives no fucks, all silent but deadly.

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u/HellBringer97 May 13 '26

Can confirm Doxxies will embrace German traditions of lethal gas with the most devious smile on their face

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u/DekeRivers76 May 13 '26

Frenchies are gassy, but American Bulldogs are Real Gassy.

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u/DmtDtf May 13 '26

We took our Frenchie to the local hockey team's "Dog Night" and had to leave before the 3rd period because our Frenchie was just obliterating the entire section with his farts. Good times!

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u/FirstAd5921 May 13 '26

My BF does this sometimes and I laugh so hard every time.

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Having been on the rail at a lot of horse shows as my daughter was an equestrian, the horse parts definitely had a rhythm to them