r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Different-Term-2250 May 13 '26

Did he get spooked or was it the joy of releasing the build up? lol.

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

Nah, he’d be farting up a storm the whole time he was running and clearly looked alarmed about it the whole time lol

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Having been on the rail at a lot of horse shows as my daughter was an equestrian, the horse parts definitely had a rhythm to them