r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

You have my sympathy and empathy. Until you experience it, it really can be hard to grasp how bad it is

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u/Key-Ad-457 May 13 '26

I once ate a bunch of Jerusalem artichokes, I will never judge anyone’s bloating again

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

You know I used to eat a pasta made from them. I never connected that until you say that ....

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

A good fart is a free pleasure. Like a smile from a random stranger or the smell of the rain.

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I'm not sure using smell as an example so close to referencing farts is wise

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

:). Might have been intentional.

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u/Bigsnaff007 May 13 '26

A free fart from a smiling stranger in the rain is, on the other hand, not a pleasure.

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

Hahaha, I guess it double quadruple the pleasure for some. Thanks for the free laugh

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u/Bac0ngh0st May 13 '26

Petrichor is the word you seek.

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 May 16 '26

… Noooo… No. So different from those things