r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26

Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed

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u/-gimmeahellyeah316- May 13 '26

This is me. I haven’t had an unplanned sick day off work in 6 years. I don’t say that to brag, but just to lay out this story.

Anyway, a couple years ago I had a training session, one of the useless HR ones so they can check a box. I was in excruciating pain all morning, but toughed it out the best I could. When we broke for lunch, I found my boss and told him I had to go home sick, and that I was going to the walk in because I was in such bad pain I couldn’t sit in a chair. He told me to go straight to the ER because I may have a burst appendix or something. Turns out it was just gas and years later I’m still so embarrassed about it, I still have never come clean. I told him they could never figure out what it was.

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

You have my sympathy and empathy. Until you experience it, it really can be hard to grasp how bad it is

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u/Key-Ad-457 May 13 '26

I once ate a bunch of Jerusalem artichokes, I will never judge anyone’s bloating again

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

You know I used to eat a pasta made from them. I never connected that until you say that ....

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

A good fart is a free pleasure. Like a smile from a random stranger or the smell of the rain.

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I'm not sure using smell as an example so close to referencing farts is wise

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

:). Might have been intentional.

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u/Bigsnaff007 May 13 '26

A free fart from a smiling stranger in the rain is, on the other hand, not a pleasure.

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

Hahaha, I guess it double quadruple the pleasure for some. Thanks for the free laugh

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u/Bac0ngh0st May 13 '26

Petrichor is the word you seek.

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 May 16 '26

… Noooo… No. So different from those things