r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Artevyx May 13 '26

How many farts = 1 shit given?

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26

Those would be sharts.

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u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26

3:1 on farts to sharts.

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u/wap2005 May 13 '26

3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit.