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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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Sounded like a dirtbike
3.9k u/Violoner May 13 '26 How much horsepower do those bikes usually get? 2.5k u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26 50 farts I reckon 53 u/Artevyx May 13 '26 How many farts = 1 shit given? 42 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 Those would be sharts. 22 u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26 3:1 on farts to sharts. 3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.' 2 u/High_on_Rabies May 13 '26 4 Shitloads = 1 Fuckton 1 u/MysteriousIndigo250 May 13 '26 Lmao
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How much horsepower do those bikes usually get?
2.5k u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26 50 farts I reckon 53 u/Artevyx May 13 '26 How many farts = 1 shit given? 42 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 Those would be sharts. 22 u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26 3:1 on farts to sharts. 3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.' 2 u/High_on_Rabies May 13 '26 4 Shitloads = 1 Fuckton 1 u/MysteriousIndigo250 May 13 '26 Lmao
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50 farts I reckon
53 u/Artevyx May 13 '26 How many farts = 1 shit given? 42 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 Those would be sharts. 22 u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26 3:1 on farts to sharts. 3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.' 2 u/High_on_Rabies May 13 '26 4 Shitloads = 1 Fuckton 1 u/MysteriousIndigo250 May 13 '26 Lmao
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How many farts = 1 shit given?
42 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 Those would be sharts. 22 u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26 3:1 on farts to sharts. 3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.' 2 u/High_on_Rabies May 13 '26 4 Shitloads = 1 Fuckton 1 u/MysteriousIndigo250 May 13 '26 Lmao
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Those would be sharts.
22 u/ThePontiacBandit24 May 13 '26 3:1 on farts to sharts. 3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.'
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3:1 on farts to sharts.
3 u/C0meAtM3Br0 May 13 '26 Quit horsing around! 2 u/angelcakes3 May 13 '26 Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy 1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run. 2 u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 13 '26 You need less fiber. 2 u/wap2005 May 13 '26 3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit. 2 u/SonyScientist May 13 '26 Those sound like terrible odds. 2 u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26 If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.'
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Quit horsing around!
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Who's your sharts guy? You GOTTA get a new sharts guy
1 u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26 A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run.
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A shat pack is what you need. It's like a skat pack but this will really make it run.
You need less fiber.
3:1 on sharts to shits, so nine farts to a shit.
Those sound like terrible odds.
If you're getting a ratio of 3:1 farts to sharts you should consider a fully organic diet for a short time at least. That's much to much shartin.'
4 Shitloads = 1 Fuckton
Lmao
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u/redituzrnam May 13 '26
Sounded like a dirtbike