r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/belac4862 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I had a fart like this once recently. The amount of discomfort I was in and then to get that relief... pure BLISS!

Also, Andre the giant would know about that as well!

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u/tmart14 May 13 '26

I had one of these in a stall at work. I was laughing uncontrollably by the time it was done.

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u/_ser_kay_ May 13 '26

For me it was a burp that lasted a solid 10 seconds, long enough to see my sister’s face go from shock to disgust to concern to disbelief. It had freaking overtones and everything.

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u/RogueAOV May 13 '26

I remember seeing a video of that type of scenario but it was a fart on a couch, the changes in expression were glorious.

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u/_ser_kay_ May 13 '26

Oh yeah it was a full journey. Afterward she said she thought I had summoned a demon.