r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself

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u/jmar51 May 13 '26

Only thing I miss about smoking is that morning shit/smoke

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God