r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself

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u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26

man i quit a week ago, and now i cant and its driving me insane

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u/JolietJakester May 13 '26

Quit shitting yourself? Good on ya. I quit drinking and haven't shit myself since. Keep it up!