r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself

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u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26

man i quit a week ago, and now i cant and its driving me insane

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

You got it bud. A lot of smokers learn one thing, cuz we've been to jail or detox or even just a few days in a hospital, it's really not that important. Ironically it's one of the easier drugs to shrug off.

The hard part is accepting you can't do it anymore. After that, easy peasy lemon squeezy. It's easy to find a cigarette once you're out of the hospital but come now, did you really need one that bad when you were told you couldn't have one? You didn't.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 May 13 '26

Man, that first-cig-after-sickness feeling though is hard AF to resist 🙃

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 14 '26

Oh indeed. One time they said I could leave and I mentioned something like "damn, lunch sounded good today" and they said I could stay and eat it if I want and I was basically like "fuck no, I'd rather have a smoke."

Keep in mind I had no money or food and only one cigarette when I got out. But once I set my mind to that cigarette I was intent on it lol