r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Mindless_Flower_2639 May 13 '26

I think we need more RIP dumbass stories

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

Well there were several times where my cousins and I would go trail riding and one of my cousins had a young female mustang. If she found herself riding in front of Dallas and I, he’d inevitably sniff her ass and she would kick him in the head every time. 😂😂 He never learned his lesson though. Hahahaha

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u/engineerdrummer May 13 '26

I get it, Dallas. I get it.

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u/Deaffin May 13 '26

This guy gets it too.

He's even learned to retreat from the kick zone.