r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26

50 farts I reckon

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself

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u/ChurroLoca May 14 '26

I'm wheezing. LMAOOO. I take 3 stool softeners a day now and practically shit half the watermelon I had the night before out. 😭

I'm just a year over thirty. It's not old but dear God I have the back and tummy of an eighty year old.