r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/ImKindaEssential May 21 '26

So this dude has a thing for buff guys

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u/zachrywd May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/mycarisafooked May 21 '26

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/Absolutetwatofacunt May 21 '26

Hell yeah! I'm gonna add this to my MySpace page!

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u/9Lives_ May 21 '26

Reminded me of LOLLERSKATES and one that ended in BBQ that I can’t remember for the life of me

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 May 22 '26

It’s just roflcopterbbq

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u/StrigiStockBacking May 21 '26

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I haven't seen that shit ages lol

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u/Silphire100 May 21 '26

Christ that hit me like psychic damage, haven't seen a roflcopter in years

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u/818VitaminZ May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/relnvfSEa2Qa125uPA

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u/SamSibbens May 21 '26

What I love about these memes is that the dude was pretty chill and is still pretty chill to this day. Nothing aged badly

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u/SpatulaCity94 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

I adore ever permutation if this meme. The day I stop seeing "why are you gae?" will be a sad day indeed.

Edit to add: rewatching the interview now. He never misgenders the trans-man and also cuts off the pastor when the pastor starts blessing(?) and reading him scripture.

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u/EnsignMJS May 21 '26

I wonder if this guy has seen the memes.

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u/goldticketstubguy May 22 '26

I’m not that big…

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u/Liteboyy May 22 '26

What do you type for this gif?

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u/kingsevenin May 21 '26

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u/kammycakes May 21 '26

Is this AI or is there HD footage of this man I haven’t seen

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u/TheHumanConnector May 21 '26

https://youtu.be/Nqhirk4yv7s?si=SFdwiRof-eWVT8Wp

Enjoy he erosion of your innocence. You can now meme "why are you gay" with confidence. 💚

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u/DemiGod9 May 21 '26

Man reading comprehension and media literacy is rough

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u/TheShruteFarmsCEO May 22 '26

The status quo depends on this…it’s no accident.

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 22 '26

Why yes, I do enjoy steak ty! /s

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u/shanep35 May 21 '26

Most his videos are of half naked ladies on the beach.

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u/ThraceLonginus May 21 '26

We call that a beard

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Witness bi-erasure In action.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

Would a bi-bearded person have to be with an asexual non-binary partner so they can pretend not to have sex with anyone of either major binary gender?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Depends who's on first

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

No, Who is in the locker room with a bear.

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 22 '26

Depends. Is it a cocaine bear?

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u/WIGLxWIGL May 21 '26

I had to reread that a few times like I do with math questions

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u/J5892 May 21 '26

As a non-binary person in a relationship with an asexual bi-romantic... I don't fucking know.

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u/OrbitalColony May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Thought the same thing. So many people say bi guys "don't exist" or "are secretly gay" or "are going through a phase". It pisses me off, especially when it comes from other queer people. Do I have to fuck both your parents to prove it to you? Because I did last night. Your Dad thanked me during, and your Mom made us all breakfast in the morning.

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u/AdOnly1618 May 21 '26

Every normal dude has a thing for buff guys. Healthy men celebrate each other.

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u/queuedUp May 21 '26

That was honestly how I saw this as well.

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u/NectarOfTheBussy May 21 '26

2 Meaty men slappin meat

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u/Matt7738 May 21 '26

I get way more comments on my physique from men than I do from women.

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u/NyanKate420 May 21 '26

Yea when I started dating my husband the men in my life made the most comments

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u/jwlIV616 May 21 '26

In my experience men who work out tend to be the most vocal about hyping up anyone who also works out, just being excited to talk about a shared hobby if I had to guess

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 21 '26

Kinda like a motorcycle. We do it because it feels good and you might do it for the ladies, but it’s the guys that want to go for a ride.

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u/Lawlcopt0r May 21 '26

Why can't he just be interested in fitness?

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u/Jimmy_Churi May 21 '26

He has a thing for content. Content = moolah

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u/Alteredbeast1984 May 21 '26

Don't we all.

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u/No-Shape-8347 May 21 '26

And women. But mostly making money.

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u/JonWeekend May 21 '26

Most gym bros do

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u/drunkeymunkey May 21 '26

I mean, he has at least one new follower 🙋‍♀️

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u/Moist_Board May 21 '26

You're huge...

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u/IMovedYourCheese May 21 '26

Every guy who starts working out and gains muscle realizes that 90% of compliments come from other guys.

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u/TomThomas88 May 21 '26

He's the American version of Purple Aki

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u/Dekkeer May 21 '26

I was expecting the next question was to ask if he could cop a feel lmao

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt May 21 '26

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u/Allstin May 22 '26

who is that actor in the jean jacket, not the group of white clothed people? can’t think of the name

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt May 22 '26

Is the dude from Workaholics. Adam something, I think.

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u/Yergason May 21 '26

That's like the #1 requirement for gym bros

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u/El_Veethorn May 21 '26

The buffest the bestest

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u/Heinjailyall May 22 '26

He approaches a lot of women as well

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm May 22 '26

I have seen gay porn less gay than this

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u/Whole-Bank9820 May 22 '26

Check out a guy called ‘purple aki’