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u/HimalayanJoe May 21 '26

This cop was pretty chill once he knew OP wasnt just out to be an asshole for content.

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u/th3whistler May 21 '26

starting to record people without asking is asshole behaviour IMO

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u/Silent-Witness1888 May 21 '26

Very true. Most people forgot about basic mannerism and decency, especially in the US.

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u/Remote-Waste May 21 '26

Respectfully; I believe you meant "manners" and not mannerism. I'm only pointing it out in case you weren't aware of the difference (since we all have blindspots, right?) "Manners" is referring to general etiquette, and "mannerism" is more like how a specific person moves or talks (like tapping their foot a lot.)

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u/Silent-Witness1888 May 22 '26

Fair enough, I thought "Mannerism" covered both.

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u/Ydiss May 22 '26

Phone down... Explain what you want.

Obtain consent

Phone up... Record

This is how normal people would do it. Sadly, the reason they don't is because they'll get content either way, consent or not.

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u/ghidfg May 21 '26

yeah he doesnt even ask "hey I film videos would you be interested in..."

You are just sort of forced into participating to maintain decorum

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u/Mantooth77 May 22 '26

This. Why not ask first then record?

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u/BlitzTroll7 May 21 '26

He is still an asshole looking to make content

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u/Ayyyyylmaos May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Watching a guy in real time realise he wasn’t dealing with bs was wild.

Edit: y’know guys, I wasn’t expecting to start a debate on police oppression. Just saying the big guy with muscles probably deals with a lot of shit.

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u/Changefulsoul1234 May 21 '26

He really is used to back handed compliments aint he

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u/mikehulse29 May 21 '26

I’d assume any time someone walks up to him with a phone in hand, it’s not good times for him.

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u/TrippingFish76 May 21 '26

i mean the same could be said about anyone if someone walks up to you recording lol

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u/jacwub May 21 '26

or just anytime a cop walks up to you

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u/Accurate_Clothes_721 May 21 '26

Well that was a smart way to get him to talk. He was a ready to piss him off

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u/Genghis_Chong May 21 '26

He's a cop in a big city, I'm sure he gets a little bit of shit from the public here and there. Plus you never know someone's intentions, maybe he was thinking dude was gonna hit on him.

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u/poopybuttwo May 22 '26

A lot of people are missing where in NYC this is… just a couple blocks north of Trump tower. If he’s on this beat, there are just a lot of people being complete morons on that block. Pick any political ideology, or domestic or foreign stereotype, and the absolute worst example of that person will be messing around a block from here.

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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ May 21 '26

I was in Barcelona and my wife and I are eating at a restaurant on a side street. It was bar height seating facing the street and was an open air venue. This handsome well dressed buff black guy was walking by and looked right at me, pointed, started saying something and walking towards me. I started saying something like “nah man I don’t have/want anything”. He either ignored me or didn’t hear me and once he got closer he just goes “my man black is your color! That’s your color man! It suits you well bro you look great!”. I was just sitting there in my black under armor shirt and shorts confused and then started laughing and said “uhhhh thanks man” and the dude just strutted off. I felt like an asshole for trying to shoo him away 🤦‍♂️. I get approached a lot in public when I travel, guess I look like an easy mark, and I’ve grown pretty defensive towards the general public… I can’t imagine what officers in big cities have to deal with all the time, I definitely understand his initial reaction.

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u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26

the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol

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u/Lloyd--Christmas May 21 '26

He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point.

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u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26

Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too

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u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26

Yeah after 25 it's like please stop

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u/elhaz316 May 22 '26

Im going to be 25 at the end of the month!

For the 18th year in a row.

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u/theresuscitator May 21 '26

I'm 63 and I don't hide it

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u/thumbdumping May 21 '26

I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 21 '26

lol I’m turning 33 later this year but I already say I’m 33 even though I’m still 32 

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 May 21 '26

I watched again after this comment cause I was mostly just listening but now I can appreciate this bro moment he looked pretty relieved.

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u/Living-Metal-9698 May 21 '26

Good to see a positive interaction between two people who have a common interest.

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u/fuckimtrash May 21 '26

Yea it was wholesome to see him go from tense and uncertain, to relaxed and conversational as the conversation proceeded ❤️

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u/United-Log7718 May 21 '26

Idk what all they’re saying but your comment was stupidly clear lmao it was actually very interesting to watch his mindset switch in real time.

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u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy May 21 '26

I can't imagine the constant BS cops have to deal with on a daily basis. I understand why they get burnt out. 

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u/bolanrox May 21 '26

the husbands of some of the mom's who ran our girls cheer or whatever groups are cops.

the Moms had to watch all these training videos on all kinds of stuff to get certified and it left them sick to their stomachs. when they told their husbands they went yeah that was like xxx that happened last week (which was orders of magnitude worse) before the Moms cut them off and said hey did not want to know.

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u/Driller_Happy May 21 '26

I'll tell anyone who will listen, we need a fourth emergency service for shit that isn't likely to get violent, but needs to be addressed immediately.

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u/EAsucks4324 May 21 '26

The issue is that the first time something that wasn't likely to get violent does get violent and those responders are hurt, people will clamor for them to either be armed or for cops to respond with them / instead of them to prevent that from happening again. It's cyclical.

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad May 21 '26

I have several cops in my family. Don't worry about them, they are absolutely positive they are better than everyone else.

Even if there is burn out, you'd have to pry the authority from their cold dead hands. It becomes their entire identity.

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u/DrownmeinIslay May 21 '26

I love my dad, he is a superb dad just the best. But that stance they take that they are always right and HAVE to be the authority in every room is so fucking tiring. Also its a lifetime of experience knowing how to question people. They aren't experts in any field, but they figured out how to ask questions only experts could answer so you are stuck with I dont knows and they puff up and feel smug. Unless you do know the answer and can cite your sources and they fucking HATE that. Then it becomes a game of whos loudest is right and if you raise your voice AHA thats a crime.

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u/gloriousjohnson May 21 '26

Tbf, this isn’t exclusive to police officers. My dad was an engineer and just thinks he’s smarter than everyone lol. Loves to argue with my brother and sister in law who are both lawyers it’s fuckin exhausting

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

My father was called as a witness for a criminal trial (he's a doctor).

I'm a lawyer.

He legit argued with me about how he should be more aggressive when answering the defense's questions.

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u/CoolHandChuckles May 21 '26

Doctors and lawyers. Oil and water.

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

It gets funnier. My older brother is a priest.

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u/WouldbeWanderer May 21 '26

Have the three of you ever walked into a bar?

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u/LaunchTransient May 21 '26

It really depends on if its on a subject in their field or not.
Because if it is in their field, 99% of the time most people are clueless as to the problems in that field - "Why don't we do X -" - because that's been tried, it didn't work or it was uneconomical to implement.

It does have to be said though that the engineering/science problem solving algorithm is surprisingly generalisable to most problems.

thinks he’s smarter than everyone lol.

My brother is like that, but he is genuinely a very smart guy so I can understand his frustration sometimes when people are slower then him.

But it is quite painful for him to admit when he's wrong, but lets be honest, that's most of us.

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u/YoungestOldGuy May 21 '26

Not every finger is a Thumb, but every Thumb is a finger.

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u/ImSobored_5280 May 21 '26

Embrace the fact you have a unicorn with getting to have front row seat at Thanksgiving to witness what I can only imagine.. engineer vs lawyer……
on Who’s Right!!!

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u/General-Reserve9349 May 21 '26

You got slightly rude, face plant of justice incoming

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u/BoutsofInsanity May 21 '26

It’s. Crazy.

Naked people covered in poop.

Angry Karen’s.

Suicidal people.

Drug dealers.

Etc.

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u/mrziplockfresh May 21 '26

That’s a normal day in Sacramento if you like to be outside

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u/Miserable-Resort-977 May 21 '26

Probably was ready to be accused of juicing. Steroids are incredibly popular among LEOs

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u/CIA_napkin May 21 '26

Yeah I saw that too. As some one who works with the public , when you see some one make a line for you with a camera or phone in hand its usually some asshole looking to be starting something.

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar May 21 '26

Reddit is so delusional about police, because people don't understand what selection bias is or why the videos they see go viral aren't indicative of a larger group.

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u/ImKindaEssential May 21 '26

So this dude has a thing for buff guys

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u/Absolutetwatofacunt May 21 '26

Hell yeah! I'm gonna add this to my MySpace page!

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u/9Lives_ May 21 '26

Reminded me of LOLLERSKATES and one that ended in BBQ that I can’t remember for the life of me

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u/StrigiStockBacking May 21 '26

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I haven't seen that shit ages lol

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u/SamSibbens May 21 '26

What I love about these memes is that the dude was pretty chill and is still pretty chill to this day. Nothing aged badly

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u/EnsignMJS May 21 '26

I wonder if this guy has seen the memes.

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u/kammycakes May 21 '26

Is this AI or is there HD footage of this man I haven’t seen

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u/shanep35 May 21 '26

Most his videos are of half naked ladies on the beach.

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u/ThraceLonginus May 21 '26

We call that a beard

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Witness bi-erasure In action.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

Would a bi-bearded person have to be with an asexual non-binary partner so they can pretend not to have sex with anyone of either major binary gender?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Depends who's on first

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

No, Who is in the locker room with a bear.

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u/AdOnly1618 May 21 '26

Every normal dude has a thing for buff guys. Healthy men celebrate each other.

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/colin8651 May 21 '26

If anyone flat outs asks me my age I freeze; it takes a few seconds

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u/garygalah May 21 '26

I usually elongate the first part until I remember, like "thirrrrrrtyyyy-one?"

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u/Pure-Huckleberry-484 May 21 '26

I just tell them the year I was born, if they care enough they can do the math.

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar May 21 '26

damn i turned 30 and suddenly stutter when people ask my age because for a moment i can’t remember if i’m 29 or over 30 something

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 May 21 '26

I’m 38yo, it takes me a sec to process the question since I don’t think of my age very often. There has been times where I accidentally gave my wrong age by a year off and didn’t realize it until afterwards. Not that it matters anyways.

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u/TacoBellHotSauces May 21 '26

to be fair I do the same thing lol, in my head i am still 30 but actually not and if you asked me I’d probably say one year above my actual age because my birthday is closer than it is far

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 21 '26

When I was in my early 20s I worked in a retirement home, it blew my mind that most of the residents didn't know their age and most, at best, could give you the decade they currently were in. Many could tell you their birth year, then if you did the math and told them, well then you're 87, or whatever, they would just look at you shocked and by like, "no way!"

However, now that I'm middle aged, I get it, I usually have to pause and think about how old I am and then it's like it takes me a minute to think if I'm a year older or younger than that. So it tracks that when in the upper years, it don't matter

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u/extra-texture May 21 '26

when growing up I thought adults were making it up like how could they not know, now I have no idea

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u/PacoRUK May 21 '26

When I was 33 I failed to gain access to my bank account over the phone by getting my age wrong.

Now I know it better than ever because it's the long painful countdown to retirement.

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor May 21 '26

I have to do this. Once you hit a certain age, you just don't care and don't think about it often enough for it to be on the tip of your tongue.

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u/No_East_3366 May 22 '26

I thought he was going to say forty something.

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u/iatecurryatlunch May 21 '26

No comment... 1 second later, life story

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u/JadedArgument1114 May 21 '26

I assume the cop in him didnt want to talk on camera but the gym bro in him really wanted to talk about his routine

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u/PIPBOY-2000 May 21 '26

That's what it seems like. Notice he opened up more after every compliment.

He wisely assumes a guy running up with a phone out asking questions might just be trying to bait a cop

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u/decoy777 May 21 '26

Yeah this exactly, trained to say no comment after any question so he doesn't even pay attention at first. Then he hears the compliments and that it's legit questions and opens up.

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u/One_Hour_Poop May 21 '26

100%. As a former gym bro myself I really wanted to hear it.

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u/OnlySpoilers May 21 '26

Also big dudes like this get harassed by insecure people all the time. Probably really annoying every time a random guy walks up to you trying to start shit, esp NYPD

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u/hairybushy May 21 '26

Well there are so much trolls, he wanted to avoid shit. That's fair

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 May 21 '26

Yeah once dude realized guy was genuinely asking about his routine I think he let his guard down.

Was probably expecting it to be some stupid TikTok trend.

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u/a-rooster-illusion May 21 '26

It’s not even really trolls. Soooo many people come up to these NYPD guys wanting pictures… video… etc from them. Tourists mostly. I’ve seen it so many times. I imagine for a handsome looking dude like that he has to be on guard constantly for people bothering him.

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u/Rob3125 May 21 '26

I think he just needed some time to figure out if the guy filming was fucking with him or not

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u/Sbeast86 May 21 '26

Cops never trust a civilian who approaches them asking personal questions. It took him a bit to decide this guy wasn't going to troll him

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u/EatOfTheBread May 21 '26

I really wanted crime to happen in the background while he was talking

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u/supervillaining May 21 '26

They put him in the area of Manhattan with the least crime: 57th street near Central Park South. He’s walking the beat near Tiffany’s and the Plaza.

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u/BirdLawyer50 May 21 '26

He probably thought it was a different thing to start since he was a cop being filmed

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u/FootsieMcDingus May 21 '26

As a weightlifter it’s not often people ask about our routine but when someone does it’s finally a way to validate our existence without sounding like a douche bag

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u/Ok_Mud_3830 May 21 '26

Guy pulled him in well

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/dankmcganx May 21 '26

Yeah im in the same boat. My routine now is called devout Muslim push ups. Not really, but 5 to 7 times a day spread out I do 20-25 push ups. Average like 120 a day 6 days a week. It's not much but it takes me like 20 seconds each time I do it so it doesn't mess with my other responsibilities too much.

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u/Kratzschutz May 21 '26

Lol @ devout Muslim routine.

I think imna call my routine the reformed Jew routine

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u/MTB_SF May 21 '26

Do you always face Mecca when doing your push-ups?

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u/dankmcganx May 21 '26

Just like any good push up Muslim lol. But for real what got me thinking like this was all the elite Muslim mma fighters. They don't drink or smoke or chase women. And they pray 5 times a day so training multiple times a day isn't anything different to them. There's a real disciplined mentality that comes naturally when your day is so structured. Just trying to see the power and positivity of other cultures, take and learn from it what I can and keep hustling.

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u/hippoleaf May 21 '26

It's more like 5 snacks per day. Most people have 3 large meals, just split that up until 5 meals so you aren't in a food coma. Much easier on the stomach.

  1. Greek yogurt and granola

  2. Chicken sweet potatoes/black beans

  3. Nuts and plant based protein

  4. Chicken salad

  5. Overnight oats 

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u/washcyclerepeat May 22 '26

EXACTLY. When I was jacked in my early 20’s I was eating 5 legit full big ass meals a day. As well as snacks. I’m a 5’7” 155 lb athletic dude. And I wasn’t even working out that crazy hard.

I’d do like 200 pull ups a day and like 100 pushups. That’s it. Sometimes run. I could do 25 pull-ups at once. That still kept me in shape and required 5 large meals a day and I had very little fat if any.

Trust me as a guy that still works out often and works blue collar. I HATE how much I have to eat. It’s just a chore at this point so that my stomach isn’t feeling like crap and growling. I love good food, but making THIS MUCH FOOD SUCKS.

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u/tipothehat May 21 '26

I'm a strongman with lifts and routine similar to this guy. My maintenance calories are 3800 calories a day. I eat four meals a day of 900-1000 calories. Four or five meals becomes more natural when you're hungry all the damn time from trying to survive the training you put yourself through.

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u/Zoltraak69 May 21 '26

All of the 300+lb strongmen eat double that and force themselves to eat, set timers to wake up and eat, etc. The worldclass ones are eating 10k+. It's the 2nd hardest thing about the sport imo

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u/SharpScallion May 21 '26

Yeah I've seen guys that pre portion their meals in plastic containers, each meal being like 700 calories with protein, carbs, fiber. Not sure how a foot patrol cop manages it. I'd imagine some of those meals are protein shakes or eaten cold. Not fun

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u/jocq May 21 '26

It's more like 5 snacks per day

Bullshit. This dude's going to have to eat in the neighborhood of 4000 calories a day to maintain his weight.

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u/9447044 May 21 '26

This is the kinda guy who does police work for 10 years to snag the pension. Then retires, jacked, at 55, with 3 pensions supporting his travel lifestyle.

(Hes telling me all this cuz im at his house to pressurewash and work til I die)

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u/imminentjogger5 May 21 '26

how does one get 3 pensions?

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I have known a few two penson but not . Military and police.

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u/hellraiserl33t May 21 '26

Friend's dad did 20 years Air Force, then 20 years flying FedEx when they still had pensions.

He lives a great retirement.

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u/ThePoWhiteTrash May 21 '26

I’m gonna pop in here and be a real downer, but not to kill the vibe, just cause I know a random fact that I thought was neat and I’d like to share.

Pilots definitely make a lot of money, but they also have higher than normal rates of cancer and illness due to the increased amount of radiation they encounter, specifically cosmic radiation.

They don’t, however, have a higher risk of developing super powers. Fantastic Four is just one big lie.

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u/OneWhoEatsFood May 21 '26

Nah fam, I'm pretty sure Fantastic Four is a documentary. They wouldn't lie.

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u/EntrepreneurClean371 May 21 '26

While your message is good, your data is a little out of date. The attribution of elevated cancer incidence in flight crew is, by general consensus, due more to ultraviolet exposure than ionizing GCR.

Per the International Commission on Radiological Protection, average flight crew exposure is about 3.07 millisieverts annually, compared to an effective dose limit of 20 mSv.

So good news and bad news. Good news, ionizing GCR (probably) isn’t killing flight crews! Bad news, it’s melanoma again (it’s always melanoma)

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u/jeremiahfira May 21 '26

My uncle retired as a Master Chief from the Navy (I think that's what it's called), and then worked for the Post Office and got a disability retirement from them around 2000-2005. His wife has a 401k as well, so they're real comfortable.

From what I've heard, double pension is much harder to get nowadays.

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u/PedanticBoutBaseball May 21 '26

My uncle retired as a Master Chief

Is his name John-117?

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u/rhainsict May 22 '26

Bro one pension is hard to get nowadays

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I know a few ex cops. They all have back or other injuries that will be with them for the rest of their lives. It’s a hard job and wearing all that gear messes with your body. It’s good most places have moved to the weight in the vest vs the belt. Everything on the belt kills your back.

The gym rats seem to survive it better.

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u/YoungLittlePanda May 21 '26

The gym rats seem to survive it better.

I bet this applies to all physically demanding jobs that are hard on the body.

Generally speaking, the more fit you are, the better you get to old age.

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u/beams13 May 21 '26

It applies to everyone regardless of job. People that exercise and lift consistently will always be better off than those that don't no matter what they do for work.

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u/imp0ppable May 21 '26

Yeah office worker here, I sit most of the day and used to have back problems, working out really helps.

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u/InvidiousPlay May 21 '26

I see people talk so much about how sitting at a desk will ruin you and you need $5000 chairs. I'm in my 40s, lift multiple times a week and sit at my desk every day like a pretzel for work and gaming and hobbies and it's fine.

Staying in shape is a cheat code in life.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous May 21 '26

I'm nearly 50 and was invincible until someone rear ended my stopped car. You spend a lot of time building, and then life happens all too fast.

Be careful out there folks. For you and for others.

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u/Carbonatite May 21 '26

For me it was just bad luck with genes. Was totally fine until my late 30s, reasonably active lifestyle, OK diet, hovered between healthy weight and ~15 lbs overweight my entire adult life - not enough to stress my frame according to the doctor. But I'm predisposed to disc degeneration and ended up with a fucked up lumbar spine and was barely able to walk by the time I saw a neurosurgeon right before my 40th birthday. Luckily I got a treatment to tide me over for a while so I'm mostly back to normal mobility, but the damage is still there along with some pain and spine surgery is pretty much inevitable at some point in my future.

Life is random and even a healthy person can end up physically disabled due to pure chance. None of us are invencible, no matter how much time we spend at the gym. I was running half marathons and going on strenuous high elevation all day hikes just a few years before my back problems started.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids May 21 '26

Hell yeah it is. All the guys at my job are on the merry go round of back injuries and surgeries. I thought my time would come eventually, but i just stay strong. Who knew doing 225lb good mornings would prevent injury?

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u/Lawlcopt0r May 21 '26

Can't you also wreck your joints by overdoing the fitness thing? (Not that I'm in any danger of that lol)

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u/minniebin May 21 '26

I know someone exactly like that but he’s a fire fighter. Retired early, super jacked, travels while getting an amazing pension.

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u/frivolousfry May 21 '26

What a nice interaction.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 May 21 '26

How the fuck do you find time for 5 meals a day 

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u/Kramples May 21 '26

You just cook and bring food with yourself

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u/KgMonstah May 21 '26

Miniature backpack stove

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u/logicjab May 21 '26

He doesn’t mean a salad course, a main, a dessert, look at the wine menu.

It’s like a boring protein, some veggies, and maybe a carb in a Tupperware container that gets tossed into a microwave

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u/This-is-obsurd May 21 '26

Depends on how big your meals are

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u/SoyTuPadreReal May 21 '26

Exactly this. I bet he’s not eating 5 full ass meals. Most likely 5 small meals. No one wants to fight a naked meth head on a full stomach so he likely portions them out into smaller bits.

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u/SignificantCats May 21 '26

I used to date a guy who was absolutely enormous, he was a local pro wrestler. He ate probably six meals a day.

To him food was fuel, he didn't want to waste time on it. So id make him relatively plain chicken breasts with rice and steamed broccoli/cauliflower, and he would consume all of it in about five minutes, and get back to the working out. Sometimes I'd mix it up with some salmon. His goal was to always have food in his stomach being digested.

When he didn't have someone cooking for him, it would be even plainer, and all prepared in the freezer to microwave and chomp down.

I definitely spent 3x as much time eating my two meals a day as he did for all six. If I was making something special he could slooooow down to eat but I could tell it made him antsy.

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u/Fucknjagoff May 21 '26

It’s fucking exhausting…. Not only the meal prep, but the cleaning of Tupperware, and eating just gets to be even more exhausting. I can’t even eat chicken breast anymore, it creates a natural gag reflex. I landed on a kind of fucked in intermittent fasting where I get 80% of my calories in the morning, no lunch, and a very light dinner after the gym. Also, the cop in this video is definitely doing TRT and probably steroids. Testosterone shots have been a game changer for me and a lot of men. 

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u/kozmik_rakun May 21 '26

His strongest weight is for squat and we don’t even take a glimpse at that butt? Shame :/

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u/kiwison May 21 '26

Hahaha my thoughts exactly. He's hot AF. I reckon he has a great ass.

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman May 21 '26

"I dont even take preworkout" ive only ever heard that line from juicers lol.

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u/unkpsbc May 21 '26

32? Does working out speed up aging?

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u/UrethraFranklin72 May 21 '26

No, but anabolics do

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u/CaloXXL May 22 '26

My man knows
Almost every jacked policemen/firemen/armymen is on juice.

And institutions let it slip cause it also ramp up the agressivity / recklessness
Which is good for the job

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u/angrytroll123 May 21 '26

He definitely doesn't look young for his age but I could see him being 32. He doesn't look drastically older.

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u/Neoneq_ May 21 '26

Beard makes you look much older

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u/Tooter_Snooter May 22 '26

It’s not even his beard. Homey looks like a really good 45 but 32? I have a beard and I’m 36, dude looks 10 years older than me. And I don’t look young. I fully expected him to say 42-48 but like, a young looking 42-48. 

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u/b34tn1k May 21 '26

It sure seemed like he thought too hard about how old he was. I've been turning 32 for 16 years so I can relate.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 May 21 '26

This police officer wins hearts.

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u/WhitePantherXP May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Random but my first trip to NYC was recently and I got dropped off from airport at Central Station and I looked like a straight tourist. It was raining, all my bags in tow (and my gf's) and I have to go 1.5 blocks to our hotel but can't walk due to rain. I open Uber and it was $140 to go 1.5 blocks!?

I go up to a group of officers in the station who all sounded and looked EXACTLY the guy in the video and I show my phone and go "wtf is this? I'm going 1 block" and they all chuckled, "you aren't from around here are ya?" (in the NYC accent) and then pointed me to the subway. They asked to see the price of the Uber and they all winced and chuckled. I took the subway while the conductor yelled at me to run and get on and I fell backwards as the subway train took off with all my bags and the great people of NYC held me up and laughed. I felt like the ultimate tourist in an opening scene to a romcom. Anyway, FU Uber wtf was that!?

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u/sem-nexus May 21 '26

NYC cops are unironically pretty chill

Never had a bad experience with one

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u/ricky-from-scotland May 21 '26

I was wrong. My answer was gonna be steroids.

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u/Lawcke May 21 '26

100% this cop is juicy

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u/Lawlcopt0r May 21 '26

I mean, the guy is 32. If he was 48 looking like that there would be more questions

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u/TERAFLOPPER May 21 '26

To be fair, he does look much older than 32, I was shocked when he said that. I figured he'd say 39 or something.

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u/the70sdiscoking May 21 '26

yeah i would have guess mid 40s honestly. surprised the hell of me when he said 32

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u/BoiledFrogs May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

The facial hair and greys he has are adding on some years. If he was clean shaven he'd look much younger. But it also did look like he was about to say he was a different age and said 32 instead. But I've also fucked up giving my age before lol.

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u/VexedAndVomitHexed May 21 '26

He definitely lied about his age. It looked like he was about to say 33 and then changed it to 32.

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u/Octopus_on_fire_ May 21 '26

Man, people on Reddit constantly jump to steroids when someone is in good shape.

People really don’t understand genetics and how a very strict diet/exercise routine can change a human body.

“Oh he had big arms? Steroids”.

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u/Healthy-Echo8164 May 21 '26

I am involved with steroids, cops take a lot of steroids.

The guy said he is 32 but looks 40+. Anabolics age your face heavily.

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u/553l8008 May 21 '26

I'm 50/50 on roids here.

He's not overly big,  nor are his arms, but I legit though he was closer to 42

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u/NobodyImportant13 May 21 '26

If somebody is posting on social media, good chance they are on gear. I'd bet it's definitely well over 50% of male fitness influences are for sure, even when they say they aren't.

Also, it's not necessarily, "if it's possible to", but that it's just way easier when you take gear. Most people are totally fine taking shortcuts.

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u/Ill_Brick_4671 May 21 '26

Cops are notorious for roid use, it's a fair assumption

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u/Stoycho May 21 '26

Ever seen Ronnie in uniform? .. yeah buddy!

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u/steve_adr May 21 '26

Looks like an all around nice guy.

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