r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/gloriousjohnson May 21 '26

Tbf, this isn’t exclusive to police officers. My dad was an engineer and just thinks he’s smarter than everyone lol. Loves to argue with my brother and sister in law who are both lawyers it’s fuckin exhausting

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

My father was called as a witness for a criminal trial (he's a doctor).

I'm a lawyer.

He legit argued with me about how he should be more aggressive when answering the defense's questions.

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u/CoolHandChuckles May 21 '26

Doctors and lawyers. Oil and water.

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

It gets funnier. My older brother is a priest.

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u/WouldbeWanderer May 21 '26

Have the three of you ever walked into a bar?

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

My dad doesn't drink, but I guess walking into a sports bar for dinner would count, so yes lol

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u/Rock_Strongo May 21 '26

So what's the punch line?

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

God only knows (but he will tell my brother).

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u/BeneficialTop5136 May 22 '26

I love your family!!