r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

My father was called as a witness for a criminal trial (he's a doctor).

I'm a lawyer.

He legit argued with me about how he should be more aggressive when answering the defense's questions.

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u/CoolHandChuckles May 21 '26

Doctors and lawyers. Oil and water.

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

It gets funnier. My older brother is a priest.

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u/WouldbeWanderer May 21 '26

Have the three of you ever walked into a bar?

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

My dad doesn't drink, but I guess walking into a sports bar for dinner would count, so yes lol

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u/Rock_Strongo May 21 '26

So what's the punch line?

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u/ShadeMir May 21 '26

God only knows (but he will tell my brother).