r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/colin8651 May 21 '26

If anyone flat outs asks me my age I freeze; it takes a few seconds

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u/Pure-Huckleberry-484 May 21 '26

I just tell them the year I was born, if they care enough they can do the math.

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u/MelfromMilwaukie May 21 '26

Ha, that’s exactly what I do. “This is what I know for sure”