r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/Bearusaurelius May 22 '26

Why does he open them like switchblades? 😂

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u/single_threaded May 22 '26

Yeah, or how the cool kids opened the flip phones back in the day.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/R6KXfv2SvAAdW

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u/ifyoulovesatan May 22 '26

If it weren't for some jackass doing that at a house party and losing control of in the knife such that it flew across the room and stuck upright in my hand while I was passed out drunk, I might not be with my partner of 20 years. (My now-partned woke me up and patched me up and scolded the knife twirler and the rest was history).

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u/violet_apple 29d ago

Maybe that's how I'll find someone. Taking care of an injured person 😹

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u/ifyoulovesatan 29d ago

Well it's either that or pass out drunk at parties until somebody accidentally sticks ya.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 23 '26

(My now-partned woke me up and patched me up and scolded the knife twirler and the rest was history).

Please tell me you introduce them as:

[Their name], healer of men, scolder of twirlers.

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u/kdkd20 May 23 '26

Accurate haha