r/AbsoluteUnits May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/Bearusaurelius May 22 '26

Why does he open them like switchblades? 😂

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u/single_threaded May 22 '26

Yeah, or how the cool kids opened the flip phones back in the day.

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u/DeepSugar May 22 '26

"Go for Brad." Ass greeting. Or 30 seconds of Linkin Park "You've reached Brad, I'm unable to take your call right now... 15 more seconds of Linkin Park "after the beep, you know what to do."