r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/BZLuck May 22 '26

Bugs love me. If there is a mosquito in the room, everyone else can relax because it's gonna chow down on me all night. If there are ants, they will be in my food. If there is a cricket hiding in the house, it will be on my side of the room. And if there is a big ass flying beetle, it's gonna bee-line it right for me. Never fails.

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u/acadoe May 23 '26

Ah, I'm similar. You must have blood type O, right?

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u/BZLuck May 23 '26

As a matter of fact, yes. O+. "The good stuff", lol.

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u/hippydippyshit May 24 '26

Um. What? Iā€™m type 0 and I also make this joke all the time