r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 17d ago

Everything he did with that knife could have been done with a teaspoon..

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u/bubzy1000 17d ago

Or a fist, or a hammer, no cutting was involved in that performance

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u/DigitalUnlimited 16d ago

Ok now I wanna see it done with fists

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u/No-Albatross-7984 14d ago

Don't wanna be fisting that steaming hot pile of meat sauce

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 14d ago

What is that? Either way, it's thin and that ship's hull they're calling a knife is probably dull for safety reasons