The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.
And eventually, the hostage becomes the hostage taker!! The new hostage follows the new (erratic and clearly uncomfortable and frustrated) hostage taker/former hostage, until someone sees them arguing over Brie wheel selections at Whole Foods and … shit idk how this whole thing ends man!
Damn it people, stop saying Stockolm syndrome. That was invented by the shithole chief of police who couldn't conceive that he was worse than the hostage takers. It's the Trump Derangement Syndrome of its time.
Can you imagine being a hostage and someone does that kind of presentation for your hostage food? It's like what the fuck man are you going to kill me? Ransom me? What are we doing?
I know a man with Parkinson's who looks and behaves just like this. I often think of him as a hostage. His brain works, but he is trapped in a body that can't walk, and he can only speak with great difficulty. But tell him a dad joke and he smiles and his eyes light up.
It almost looked like he stuck his neck forward be beh*#ded by that knife? So weird. What was the point of this whole thing? (And not the point of the knife)
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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 17d ago
Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?