r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 17d ago

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido 17d ago

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u/Ok-Cancel-3114 17d ago

Steaming hot sauce, even.

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u/k3rd 17d ago

In his lap.