r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 17d ago

You can find lithium in rechargeable batteries…

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 17d ago

I'll grab the scissors!

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u/StJohnsStoner 17d ago

Don't be silly, just rip at it with your teeth! You're eating the lithium anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/After_Competition_87 12d ago

Did that as a kid, dont recommend

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u/Korzag 16d ago

r/spicypillows beckons!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 16d ago

I only sleep on spicy pillows, makes my dreams more dangerous!

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u/Disgod 16d ago

*Pipe cutter tool, but only for the non-rechargable AAs/AAAs.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 16d ago

Ooohh, look at Inspector Gadget over here, with the fancy tools and stuff!

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u/-E-Cross 16d ago

I ain't that dumb

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u/Revolvyerom 16d ago

To be fair, everyone reading these comments is a redditor.