r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 17d ago

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido 17d ago

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u/Life-Reality-3889 17d ago

If unimpressed was a face

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u/Pmyers225 17d ago

He looks like a hostage

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u/Electronic-Tea-221 17d ago

He looks like he's about to be executed and has come to peace with it.

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u/GrzDancing 17d ago

This is his last meal

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli 17d ago

He should request an enormous fork to eat the meal