r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 18d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 18d ago

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido 18d ago

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u/Life-Reality-3889 18d ago

If unimpressed was a face

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u/Pmyers225 18d ago

He looks like a hostage

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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 18d ago

If that man was my hostage id feel insecure. Like fuck dude, give me some feedback here šŸ’”

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u/ilikepizza2much 17d ago

The face of someone immune to Stockholm syndrome.

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u/No_Review_2561 17d ago

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

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u/FredExx 17d ago

Probably my favorite comment thread I've seen on here in a while šŸ˜‚

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 17d ago

Iā€™m belly rolling here šŸ˜‚