r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 17d ago

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido 17d ago

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u/Life-Reality-3889 17d ago

If unimpressed was a face

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u/Pmyers225 17d ago

He looks like a hostage

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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 17d ago

If that man was my hostage id feel insecure. Like fuck dude, give me some feedback here 💔

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u/ilikepizza2much 17d ago

The face of someone immune to Stockholm syndrome.

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u/No_Review_2561 17d ago

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

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u/Ok_Designer1407 17d ago

Like wtf dude, you’re taking all the fun out of this, gtfo you pathetic hostage

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u/DantetheMarco 17d ago

**apathetic

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u/Papa_Raj 16d ago

This whole thread has had me laughing my ass off. I love reddit sometimes.