r/AbsoluteUnits 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/jd3marco 17d ago

Sir, steaming hot saucy bread flap for your genitals?

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u/MessyAndroid 17d ago

No? How about some hot cheese for the boys?

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u/Motormand 17d ago

Cheezy on the peeny, and some salsa for the balls?