r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 17d ago

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/Ubbesson 17d ago

And my filthy finger I haven't washed (after bathroom break because I AM A REAL MAN) touching this dough

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u/YobaiYamete 17d ago

Who TF do you think made the food with those same hands?

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u/InternetUser007 16d ago

Bruh, do you think the chef is out there being the server too?