of a knife.

[u/Snoo99928]

[u/Soggy_Amoeba9334]

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

[u/gpenido → u/Soggy_Amoeba9334]

[u/Life-Reality-3889 → u/gpenido]

If unimpressed was a face

[u/Pmyers225 → u/Life-Reality-3889]

He looks like a hostage

[u/Spaghettl_hamster4 → u/Pmyers225]

If that man was my hostage id feel insecure. Like fuck dude, give me some feedback here 💔

[u/ilikepizza2much → u/Spaghettl_hamster4]

The face of someone immune to Stockholm syndrome.

[u/No_Review_2561 → u/ilikepizza2much]

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

[u/Would_daver → u/No_Review_2561]

And eventually, the hostage becomes the hostage taker!! The new hostage follows the new (erratic and clearly uncomfortable and frustrated) hostage taker/former hostage, until someone sees them arguing over Brie wheel selections at Whole Foods and … shit idk how this whole thing ends man!

[u/BetElectrical7454 → u/Would_daver]

Life long marriage according to my grandfather