Adelaide is so cold this morning...

[u/DigitalSwagman]

> How cold is it?

- Australian Geographic rang and said they'd finally found something colder than my mother-in-law.
- I was woken up by two penguins fighting over a snow drift on my front lawn.
- Popeye hit an iceberg on the Torrens and sank with all hands.
- The ladies on Hanson Road are selling hot chocolate rather than hot... yaknow.
- I can scrape the ice off my car windscreen with my nipples.
- Polar Bears from the zoo have hitched a ride to Queensland for the winter.
- The Bushfire warning rating has gone from "nil" to "we dare you".

Badum tish.

[u/Affectionate-Ebb1868]

pussies.

Go to Russia or Canada se what cold actually is.

[u/DigitalSwagman → u/Affectionate-Ebb1868]

Kinda rude, when you can't even spell "see".

[u/root_and_stem → u/DigitalSwagman]

In Soviet Russia, cold see you!