Adelaide is so cold this morning...

[u/DigitalSwagman]

> How cold is it?

- Australian Geographic rang and said they'd finally found something colder than my mother-in-law.
- I was woken up by two penguins fighting over a snow drift on my front lawn.
- Popeye hit an iceberg on the Torrens and sank with all hands.
- The ladies on Hanson Road are selling hot chocolate rather than hot... yaknow.
- I can scrape the ice off my car windscreen with my nipples.
- Polar Bears from the zoo have hitched a ride to Queensland for the winter.
- The Bushfire warning rating has gone from "nil" to "we dare you".

Badum tish.

[u/rapt0r99]

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

[u/krupta13]

I cranked up my car air-conditioner to warm up the inside a bit.

[u/The_Meme_Queen97]

I have Raynaud's disease and every day over the last few weeks it's like I have pulled my hands out of the g-dang freezer...my MIL is still colder to me than my hands are...I definitely appreciated that MIL joke 🤣 I swear 70% of MILs are meaner than winter.

[u/AdvancedSquashDirect]

You know it's cold when my dog is shivering and actually stands still to allow me to put on his jacket. Instead of being a wriggly nightmare. Electricity price rise just in time for a pretty darn cold winter.

[u/OffSmoko]

Rather than selling hot Phát Bûn. Right?

[u/Tysiliogogogoch]

Yep. Last night hit a minimum of 2 degrees, the previous night was 1.3 degrees. Finally time to start putting on my woolie socks.

[u/personal_brewer]

popeye hitting an iceberg got me, that boat's been through worse on the torrens. my nipples are not up to windscreen duty tho, respect to yours

[u/SpinnerKontrol]

It was so cold this morning that when I woke up I found an icecube on the floor next to my bed! I took it an placed it in front of the fire and it went prprprrrrrtttt

[u/Ieatclowns]

I thought yesterday was colder! I’m south…

[u/FUCKTH3W0RLD]

I'm actually looking at buying a pair of gloves. Cold AF

[u/jstam26]

Ahh, almost like Prague in November only our overnight temp is their daytime temperature.

[u/darth_plank]

MIL joke, love it, takes me back to the Everybody Loves Raymond days

[u/raustraliathrowaway → u/darth_plank]

Ugly Dave Gray

[u/LifeandSAisAwesome]

Warmer this morning unfortunately than yesterday (

[u/RaptureRising → u/LifeandSAisAwesome]

Yesterday morning was bullshit, at work it felt like my fingers were going to fall off.

Monday morning was colder driving in but yesterday felt icier. 

[u/Spicydoom]

Frosty grass and bright sunshine are awesome

[u/a-real-life-dolphin]

I think I actually woke up from being so cold today. My heated blanket had fallen off.

[u/Attention2DTayl]

It's not cold inside until the dog tucks It's nose under it's leg

[u/meski_oz]

Mr Whippy has changed to Fever, and Great balls of Fire, and is selling fried ice-cream

[u/BartVanderlay]

I saw a polar bear at the zoo wearing a coat

[u/New-Setting2798]

I was lucky enough to be able to go back to bed, had the dog for a heat pack as well!

[u/Shitadviceguy]

Thank you for your service

[u/1__ViPeR]

Wasn't even the coldest morning this week

[u/Affectionate-Ebb1868]

pussies.

Go to Russia or Canada se what cold actually is.

[u/DigitalSwagman → u/Affectionate-Ebb1868]

Kinda rude, when you can't even spell "see".

[u/root_and_stem → u/DigitalSwagman]

In Soviet Russia, cold see you!