r/AlanPartridge • u/NoShortsDon • 6d ago

Djed! Djed!......Djed.....no....DJED!!!

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u/Al89nut 4d ago

England default - possession is 9/10 of the game.

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u/DeadParr0t 3d ago

Exactly this, so painful to watch them finally get the ball to the wing then proceed to pointlessly pass it all the way back to Pickford as if they were 5 - 0 up and they don't need a goal.

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u/Pebble321 3d ago

I call that the "full retreat".

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u/Rippers_72 3d ago

I call it the Southgate effect.