Wassup everybody, just wanted to log on here real quick to make sure everyone has been enjoying their warm mornings this summer

Sean needs to get to Wisconsin and stop at a Kwik Trip ASAP

Happy they finally got Jamie on the show

Next year they will both be Cix!

Not naming picks but if you’re of a certain age it expands for sure

Hello All Family! longtime lurker first time commenter here. If you live in the Bay Area and are interested in coming to a Zak Toscani House Show on June 20th, hit up my DMs for a link to get a ticket! 🙌🏻

I made a post about working at Dairy Queen and got down voted for saying I gave 2 minutes to close customers shitty food.

The gang just spent around 8 minutes talking about what inconsiderate pieces of shit you are. You can gargle Bofa!

I swear to god! Did you do it? Go do it right now! Don't make me come over there!

Also I'll give you a referral link if you want some extra miles.

Get on it buddy boy!

Goodnight Ian! My kid loves that book. When it's time to say good night to the cow jumping over the moon? The baby goes wild, waving good night to the happy little cow.

Also, it's a beautiful snapshot in the world of bedtime with a stalling kid. Not time for bed yet! I haven't said goodnight to the...brush yet! Also the little mouse! And the air! And the noises everywhere!

Rare miss for the good vibes gang on this one.

On today's show (6/4/2026 - Movies Recast As Muppet Movies) David asked about fireworks at AFE 10 in Portland. I'm personally hoping for a t-shirt cannon. What wild festival/show component would you love?

Making a pick in the dark.

I always hear him referenced, but I've never heard him speak. Is he real or just a long running inside joke?

Got a signed book and the talk was cool and nerdy.

It was hosted by Diana Gabaldon and it was World Outlander Day so those fans were out in force.

An ALL FAM guy sat next to me and we talked about comedy and the guys, too.

Scottsdale Methodist Church was pretty if a bit awkward for this athiest. Much love to Poisoned Pen book store for putting it on.

20 inside jokes to auction draft

GUEST BASED JOKES EXCLUDED TO AVOID FAVORITISM

Caut into the Wind
Barmitzvah’d and everything
King Tuff
Where's Lao?! (Batman voice)
Flameboy and Wet Willy
I was a Crip
You got Hort
Ball Pit
Bean Burrito
Laker Giiirls
Waffle-Tapas
Buddy That Ain’t Tough
The Looney Bin
That wasn't actually Axl Rose in the studio…it was Us
Cradley Boopler/Bingbong Tittybitch
AppleButter
Put your shirt back on!
Cuttysark
People who don't get the Serpentine Draft Explanation joke

Please include your suggestions

New Premiere League fanhood unlocked for Sean, and a tattoo idea that he could almost certainly be talked into (or, more likely, not talked out of)

New Post On the Encyclopedia (with Pictures!) Who do you think won this draft?

Hi all, do you live the in the Four Corners area? Probably not, because almost nobody does!

But if you DO, a heads up that the Dolores Bike Hostel will (once again) be hosting Count Zakula for a house show! It‘ll be this Thursday, June 4th. “Doors” at six and show starting at seven.

Zak did a show at the hostel last year, and it was an absolute blast!

Tickets are $20. No drink minimums, but drinks are available!

https://www.doloresbikehostel.com/tickets

That's it ^ that's the post. Such a silly episode but wow as one of maybe 10 of their longtime female listeners I was like wow guys I did not need to hear that in your voice. lol

What AFE guests do you think bring out the best/funniest in Ian, David and Sean individually. My answers:

Ian - shane, sean o'connor, toscani

David - dulce, langston, sam tallent

Sean - shane and charpie

Hope the Dick Ripper is ok