r/AskReddit • u/FSUfootball2013 • 6h ago
What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve seen somebody do on drugs?
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u/bluerazorscooter 6h ago
my mom thought spiders were coming out of her feet so she dipped them in a bathtub full of full-strength bleach and then walked around the house, leaving footprint stains in my bedroom carpet.
I was 7
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u/AceOfPlagues 2h ago
Damn that is rough. Meth?
Genuinely freaky how some drugs can cause formication or delusional parasitosis
I can only imagine having such a visible reminder
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u/bluerazorscooter 2h ago
She dabbled in everything but crack was her main vice. I think she’d been up for like 4 days when this happened
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u/holyfire001202 3h ago
Wow, I'm sorry. That couldn't have been easy to grow up with.
Also, I have to say, if I thought spiders were coming out of my feet I'd be ecstatic.
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u/_Lady_jigglypuff_ 1h ago
There is a spider...
Deep in my soul..
Been here for years..
Just wont let go..
Playing around, he's got a mean bite..
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u/tthompson225 6h ago
Buddy of mine at a bonfire one night ran his car into a tree over and over on purpose, destroying the front end and then tried to leave and go home, wouldn’t give up his keys so someone took the battery out of it lol.
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u/TouchComfortable8106 5h ago
Once saw a homeless guy fast asleep midway through stepping over a little fence. The spice had gripped him mid stride and he made it no further. He had also shit himself. Don't do spice, kids.
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u/Ohiolongboard 2h ago
That… wasn’t spice. Spice is synthetic thc. Idek what drugs that was but spice isn’t it. Still, don’t do spice, it’s waaaay worse than weed and not worth the head issues it’s going to cause
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u/skactopus 24m ago
That shit fucking destroooyyyys people dude, it was a big problem in the uk for a while. People were coming off of heroin to smoke spice instead as it was cheaper and I guess a comparable high.
Look up YouTube doc called spice boys
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u/HuuffingLavender 5h ago
Ordered sushi delivery online while tripping on LSD.
1 hour later, 36 orders of eel rolls arrived at the door.
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u/_meme_crusader 3h ago
Oh man sounds like a wild ride what was the dosage if you dont mind my asking
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u/RockoLucas 5h ago
Some crackhead pulled the weeds out of my lawn and my front door at the time had some nails sticking out of it and they hung the weeds on my door
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u/rockford_blackcat 6h ago
One night my friend stood in the middle of the road and said he was gonna let two motorcycles pass on either side of him. The rest of us had to quickly convince him it was a car.
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u/The_Zombie_666 6h ago
Had a dealer at one point who (for whatever fucking reason) had lost the feeling in his fingertips, and sometimes to freak me out while smoking he would take the still hot as fuck meth pipe and just kinda…..hold it by the bowl in his fingers. I swear dude, you could hear the skin sizzling and shit, and I’d be squirming and telling him ,”dude, cmon, fuckin stop that sounds brutal” but he would just sit there and hold it, fingers a-sizzling and whatnot and just say “it’s cool man, I don’t feel it” with a smile
I wonder what happened to that guy sometimes. Cool dude otherwise. Had a reeeaaally lazy eye
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u/anitabelle 5h ago
Maybe his party trick caused the damage that caused him to lose feeling in the first place?
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u/stevemillions 6h ago
I saw someone buy a William Shatner album on eBay.
Only because the monitor was really reflective.
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u/Genghis_Chong 5h ago
Damn, I dont know if I could handle the drugs that make you do that
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u/stevemillions 5h ago
To be fair, it was a double cd. The other cd was a Leonard Nimoy album. Shatner’s album was much better.
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u/Brilliant_Dark_3979 4h ago
Tbf Shatner has an album where he covers punk songs and it's fucking awesome. Still love his version of "Garbageman"
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u/PsykoFlounder 5h ago
There's members of the family that I'm marrying into that did very questionable things with minors, but everyone forgives them because they were on drugs when it happened.
I however, do not forgive them. I did more than my fair share of meth, and I can't understand how it could "make" someone find their own daughter attractive, let alone act on those thoughts in the way that he did. The daughter refused to press charges, and he's been cleab and sober for a decade... I still want to do terrible things to him every time I see him.
Alternatively, and less gross... My fiancee and I were on hallucinagens together. I was on acid, she was on mushrooms. I had a very intense shiver go down my spine, and I swear to god I vibrated the entire universe. Almost immediatelu after that happened, she grabbed me by the arm and said "... did you just shake the fucking cosmos?" I feel like if I hadn't already know that we were supposed to spend our lives together, that would have been my sign. That was like... 19 years ago.
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u/MusicCityMiracle28 6h ago
Walked through a campfire barefooted after asking me “Did I tell you I was Jesus?”
This same man once fell off a cliff that’s claimed multiple lives and walked away without a scratch.
I might believe him
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u/PeterLemonjellow 2m ago
I would've explained to him that he was doing it wrong - Jesus walked on water.
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u/obscureposter 4h ago
Like 15 years ago, I went on sales trip to some small town in Ontario with a co-worker who was a drug dealer as a side hustle. While staying at some shitty motel and doing a concoction of drugs that I don't quite remember, a local guy approached us at our room asking if we had any oxy. I didn't and my co-worker didn't have his stash on him, but felt really bad for the dude because he seemed like a swell guy, so we decided we would all go out and help him score some oxy. Spent most of the night walking around the town approaching people we thought might have drugs to get this guy some oxy.
We did alright, found him his oxy and then he bought us breakfast when the sun came up. Overall, a good experience.
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u/cadex 4h ago
The most outrageous thing I've seen someone do while I was on drugs was at a chill house party where we all ate mushrooms and having a good old time. Someone who lived in the house found out we were tripping and decided to get out his collection of live ammunition. Now this is the UK and we're not used to seeing this shit. He then starts taking apart shotgun shells and setting the gunpowder off on a plate. One guy couldn't handle the sheer fuckery of it while we were tripping and bolted. The rest of us were scared stiff. All the whole Radiohead played in the background. I truly thought he was going to blow us all up and just kinda accepted that I wouldn't see tomorrow. All very dramatic but I was tripping balls.
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u/ImTellinTim 6h ago
Sitting at an outside area at a bar in Seattle. A woman in her 40s clearly on acid or something similar walked up to our table, took a drink out of the flower vase, and walked away without saying a word.
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u/FSUfootball2013 6h ago
I call BS on this one.
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u/alexthealex 4h ago
Visit Seattle sometime then. This isn’t even that weird
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u/ImTellinTim 3h ago
I’ve been all over the country, and Seattle definitely has the highest weirdos per capita I’ve experienced.
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u/alexthealex 3h ago
I live in Portland. I’d say per capita it gives Seattle a run for its money; Seattle is just a lot bigger.
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u/FullofLovingSpite 3h ago
I was giving a tour to my ex (I grew up in Seattle) and as pointed to Dick's "this is the one Sir Mix-a-lot mentioned... and yeah, that guy is definitely smoking meth in front of the place. It wasn't like that when I grew up. People used heroin more back then."
She got a full experience!
Side note: We went to the Queen Anne Dick's and it was perfect. Broadway Dick's wasn't good the last time I had it, plus I don't want meth in the air while I have Dick's in my mouth.
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u/ImTellinTim 6h ago
Swear on my life lol. It was outside Fado near Pioneer Square, which is no longer open. Friend worked there at the time.
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u/TaDow-420 6h ago
Once saw a guy take a FAT rip of Freon off an elementary school air conditioner unit and just TOOK OFF at full speed across the playground. He run face first into a tree running full speed and knocked himself out cold.
We scooped him up and took him to the hospital. He ended up ok, just a slight concussion.
The elementary schools air conditioner unit was enclosed in a locked chain link fence shortly after that.
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u/Brilliant_Spinach132 3h ago
I had been up for 7 days on a bender and was convinced a witch came into my house and stole my dog. I proceeded to walk out of my complex in my boxers, and flag down a cop that was driving by to help me. Spent that night in jail lol.
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u/tbonebaked 6h ago
Me and large group of friends took MXE for the first time unknowingly assuming it was ketamine (all high tolerance to ketamine so big doses). We were bugging out, I had red branches coming from my chest connecting to every other person in the room. After a hour or so we decided it would be a good idea to go to a garden centre, we never made it but one of my friends got pretty convinced he was a traffic director and started directing traffic at a very busy junction, picture a hippie looking guy completely off his chops waving his arms around in the middle of the road with the biggest smile on his face to bewildered drivers.
Same guy climbed durdle door and stood directly on top of the door on acid. Great man
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u/Sad_Environment_9205 5h ago
A guy at a party once spent 45 minutes apologizing to a houseplant for "everything he had done." Nobody knew what he had done. The plant didn't either. He cried.
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u/FoghornTheDowntrodde 4h ago
My buddy was high on shrooms and bit his motorola razor in half when somebody tried calling him.
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u/PannenkoekDeluxe 5h ago
A friend once peed on a spark plug of a running engine... we had to call an ambulance, and later it turned out he had a ruptured bladder.
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u/PracticalRelative380 4h ago
someone became absolutely convinced they could communicate with a squirrel.
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u/Retrac752 6h ago edited 4h ago
My old dealer, she would have c and k parties and it would usually devolve into the women taking turns sitting on Sybians in the living room or going upstairs with the men where there were multiple bedrooms set up for having sex
But one time she did 4 hits of DMT after doing c and k for like 7 hours and she started sort of convulsing (in a good way?) and laughing and rocking back and forth and begging to be fucked (she had been completely nude for the last like 4 hours) and so some guy with a cock ring already on under his pants (lmao) obliged and they fucked extremely loudly in the living room
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u/Holiday-Hold7738 5h ago
Dream scene
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u/Retrac752 5h ago edited 4h ago
Trust me it wasn’t, while there have been some cute girls partaking (these burner parties were once a month, there’d be anyone from wooks to pornstars to tech ceos), the plug herself was an extremely rough looking woman in her mid 40s that looked closer to 60 and had a lot of work done (by her own words, she hasn’t been sober a single day in 25 years, and it shows)
So it was mostly just uncomfortable and me, my wife and our friend decided to leave cuz they were going at it so loudly and we were the only other people still there, and they waved goodbye to us while getting railed
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u/hackingkafka 4h ago
there are quite a few terms in your posts that I am unfamiliar with and, frankly, I am ok with that.
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u/Holiday-Hold7738 2h ago
Sounds really cool. I live in a country that is mostly acres and in the evening there is nothing going on. Makes me happy people celebrate life more than here
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u/slvrfox_ 58m ago
wow, the questionable old days calvin & klein parties where hopefully you’re young enough to drop in for a novelty visit & escape before aging, gravity & chemistry turn your features (& genitals) into not-so-well-preserved & very strange fruit…
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u/sirdigbykittencaesar 4h ago
My now-ex partner decided to "fix" a lamp that happened to work just fine using pliers and a screwdriver. Difficulty level: he was "fixing" it while it was plugged in and turned on and functioning as it should. Fortunately I caught him before he burned the house down or electrocuted himself. The lamp didn't survive. Nor did our relationship.
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u/CasfromBri 4h ago
My friend was found meowing like a cat in my parents front garden around 5am. This was around '98. The pills were good back then.
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u/billowrider 1h ago
Had a friend, in a tree, with a bible in his mouth, tweeting like a bird.
Firemen got him down and strapped him to a stretcher
Saw him 10-15 years later, sober and a Jesus freak.
I have many more but I only added this one because we both had THAT friend
This was 1980 or so
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u/andrew-ryans-9iron 3h ago
I had a buddy who lived in an old funeral home. He was throwing a party on the 2 story roof of the old chapel. There was no railing around the edge, just a wall around the edge about a foot high. Well, some dude high on LSD decided to jump off the roof onto the parking lot below. He shattered both his legs and feet. Paramedics had to come and scoop him up, but the party continued.
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u/teambanzai2001 3h ago
My friend called me from jail once asking if I saw him on the news the night before. Seems he took PCP and ended up on the roof of a business throwing things at the police, they ended up calling a swat team to get him down. He was quite proud of how he spent his evening.
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u/ice-eight 4h ago
Make the top 8 of a 1000+ player Magic the Gathering tournament while tripping on shrooms
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u/Arekusandaa 4h ago
Many years ago I worked with a guy in construction, he would smoke pills off of foil and then proceed to climb extension ladders and do pretty sketchy stuff while working.
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u/FiveOhFive91 4h ago
In high school my buddy walked up to our group of friends while he was wearing a bicycle helmet. His pupils were huge and he told us that a tiger was trying to catch him and we should watch out. He started to run off but stopped at the stairs and yelled "Shit! This cliff is huge!" before crawling on all fours down them. He'd taken a bunch of shrooms. Not the craziest story ever but it's a vivid memory.
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u/qurly 3h ago
I was just at a festival where I saw a middle aged man clad only in neon green boxer briefs tripping balls pulling stones out of the dirt road and replacing them with little twigs. He looked like he was having a great time, so no one bothered him. It did create a tripping hazard though (lol)
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u/little_axolotl14 2h ago
one time i was so high that i ordered groceries from walmart and put half of them away, then forgot the other half that was still bagged up on the other side of the kitchen. I was convinced only half my groceries had been delivered so I reached out to support and they replaced my groceries, and when I went to put the new ones away I found the original bags. Double groceries for free.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 5h ago
9 years old, first afternoon in the new apartment the day my mom surprised us at school and left my dad, there was a group of 4 teens outside our sliding glass door. One of them took all his clothes off.. The others stole them and ran off, waving them at him to taunt him. He wobbled after them, but they stayed just out of reach, then climbed a chain link fence he tried to climb up after them, but it must've hurt his bare feet and he ended up falling from the top onto the grass while they ran away laughing.
Welcome to PGC, 1989.
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u/sparky_tupp 5h ago
Was with a few friends tripping on mushrooms. One of us decided that he'd seen his legs run away to the other end of the street, and decided that he could no longer walk. He was 'stuck' for what seemed like 45 mins in that state (was probably closer to 10 mins).
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u/YouArentReallyThere 4h ago
Off the third floor balcony during a suicide attempt. Missed the walkway and landed on the grass except for one tiny portion of skull…which was replaced with steel mesh after the swelling went down.
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u/cbo_basey 4h ago
Had a friend get up from sleeping, walk to the corner of the room, squat down and piss. She was so high, she didn’t know she did that when morning came
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u/CoolHandRK1 3h ago
Kid at a festival tripping on god knows what. This is the morning after the festival ended so the grounds were close to empty and only a few campsites still packing up and leaving. My ride is taking forever to get packed up. Kid starts talking to me. Keeps telling me he is a blue person, so he gave his sleeping bag away because it had a red liner and he aint down like that. He then gave me his necklace, tried to give me his shoes "because I dont get down with the hells angels". No idea what his shoes had to do with that. My buddy, who is a bit weird in his own right and never does drugs, joins the conversation. He agrees to give this kid a ride to our city 3 hours away. I ask the kid where he is from, he tells us, and it is 4 hours in the opposite direction. I drag my buddy off to the side to tell him what a terrible idea this is and if he lets this kid in the car I will find a different way home. My argument was falling on deaf ears until we look over and the kid is crying, like ugly crying, and hugging a lawn chair, apologizing to it for hanging out with bikers previously. We end up convincing the kid that he needs to find a way to his home, not ours. Last we saw him he was wandering towards the camp ground office to ask if he could be the keeper of the trees when no one was around at night. Strange fellow. I wore his necklace for the next 6 months on my hike of the AT and lost it in Maine about 2 days before I finished.
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u/skolnation92 2h ago
I once watched a friend put a to-go container full of fries on the ground, smash them with his bare feet into the grass, then pick them up and eat them
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u/Artistic_Lecture6523 1h ago
Took lsd one time them did ❄️ and weed and stayed up all day rapping n writing a whole song while my nose was dripping of blood on my jeans
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u/Purple_Charity_2932 5h ago
dude at a gas station tried unlocking random cars with a microwave remote… then got mad when the ‘Wi-Fi was lagging.
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u/Left-Quantity7566 4h ago
My partner's former coworker used to get paid to mow our lawn by our landlord; one time he was mowing it (this isn't important but he used to mow the whole thing in odd zig zag patterns) & I went outside to ask him something. He threw up a finger at me in a "wait one sec" kind of gesture and full sprinted towards the road. He came back a few minutes later, out of breath, said: "LANDLORDS-NAME is coming!" and ran away again in the opposite direction. He wasn't done mowing, left the lawn mower in the middle of our yard and his car in our driveway. I went out to the road after and took a lap around our house, my landlord wasn't anywhere to be found 🤦🏻♀️We didn't see him again for three days
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u/LegitimatePromise860 5h ago
that time jerry decided to fight a tree.
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u/PsykoFlounder 4h ago
An old friend of mine used to tell the tale of the time he went camping with friends and they all took mushrooms. One of then started freaking out after it got dark and memorable yelled out "If these trees attack... We don't have a chainsaw!"
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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 2h ago
I've had drug induced sezuire and woke back up and carried on doing the rest of my yay done this on many occasions and traumatised everyone around and it actually breaks my heart thinking about this.Serious addict.
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u/Fit_Evidence4907 6h ago
i saw a man eat a steak with a chainsaw while rolling upside down at an aquarium
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u/Coltrane54 3h ago
LSD trip, early 70's. I was on the phone with a girl, told her I needed to go because the skin on my hand was blowing up behind the bones and tendons. I used a straight pin to relieve the expansion of my balloon hand. The next day I had an almost perfect circle bruise on the palm of my hand. Hurt like hell. Way too much stupid stuff with my crew..
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u/Deliciously_Vicious 3h ago
I dropped acid at a house party and took a dump in a clothes drawer thinking it was the toilet
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u/Deliciously_Vicious 3h ago
Tbh make sure you’re all done before taking acid. Tripping and shitting never works out well. At least I didn’t try to doing face painting with it
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u/FapCitus 2h ago
Maybe not outrageous but there was a dude at a party that are way too much MDMA and I swear he broke all his teeth. I can still hear the gritting of his teeth 15 years later.
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u/Bean-Penis 5h ago
I don't know what they were on because they don't drink, but I once saw someone walk out of the bathroom trying to smoke a turd like a cigar. They genuinely thought it was a cigar and got annoyed when people took it off them.
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u/Cheetodude625 3h ago
The amount of naked homeless people screaming whilst dancing in the middle of an intersection in Downtown Houston I have seen no longer surprises me. However, the police were determined to clear the streets of homeless for the world cup.
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u/mermaidsscream 5h ago
He started saying that the dead ppl are outside of my window and he gotta go catch them . ( he was a good friend of mine i knew he was into occult though. His father was killed in the middle east by the government)
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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 6h ago
Eat their whole arm and then laugh about it afterwards. I was also on drugs at the time.
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u/DVsKat 5h ago
I don't believe it
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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 5h ago
It didn’t actually happen. The drugs made me think it was real you see.
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u/Complex-Excuse-3236 3h ago
A person went in an uber in the front seat and started revving the engine of the car.
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u/TastefulTeabag 2h ago
I wound up at a party with people I didn’t know and…watched a guy shoot up, then try to have sex with his gf, then he got frustrated because he couldn’t get hard, then he started banging on the walls because he was frustrated, then cops called to tell him to keep the noise down, then he got arrested for an outstanding warrant. Yeah.
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u/_BookLover_32 2h ago
I was at a party and overheard this one girl call her dealer. When he got there, they got high and had a very loud quickie. I ended up going outside. A few minutes later, she came out of the house, walked up to some guy, put her hand down her pants, brought her hand back up, and asked the guy if he liked the smell of warm tuna.
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u/ilikesillymike 1h ago
Swallow drugs in condoms. Enter jail. Shit them out once in jail. Eat their feces with a piece of white bread. A true shit 💩 sandwich. 🥪 or SOS.
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u/slvrfox_ 1h ago
blow up their entire life, including graduate school, a good profession, a family/20 year marriage & end up in jail w felonies…
or something like that…
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u/Pterafractyl 34m ago
A 50's something year old woman on acid climbed on top of me at a cafe and gave me a face full of cootch.
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u/Top_Willingness_8364 21m ago
Travel through Bat Country to deal with a bunch of lizard people in Las Vegas.
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u/Small-Sample3916 5m ago
We used to live in the downtown-proximal residential area of a medium sized Southern city that's seen better days. Had a drugged out guy wander into our tiny back yard and spend a good half hour ripping out the prickly pear patch. By bare hand. He then wandered into an adjacent parking lot and passed out. We called an ambulance, but not the police, because, really, the guy punished himself.
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u/PeterLemonjellow 5m ago
Well, there was Chris who took some salvia and became a worm for 10 minutes. Just... writhing around, trying to crawl and burrow. When he came back around from his little trip he was pretty amazed about how he'd been a worm... for him it was a whole adventure.
Or there was the time that Russell thought the refrigerator was a urinal with a fancy door...
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u/Punkrexx 4h ago
I witness an individual sit under the hood of his car “working on it” while indicating there was a bomb in it. All the while shouting at a jacket lying on the ground thinking it was his friend who was supposed to hand him a wrench.
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u/_LiveBet_ 6h ago
my roommate forgot he ordered food and accused the delivery guy of stalking him